oh my god
i feel dirty, i don't believe I watched and listened to that. please god make the memory go!
Fans of artistic crimes against humanity foisted on an unsuspecting world by companies who really believe that setting their mission statements to music will result in something other than incredulous laughter will certainly enjoy this product pitch from lab tech supplier Eppendorf International: A still from Eppendorf's …
This is a "Journo Trap" pure and simple. (Like a tourist trap, but for desperate journos with nothing else to write about on a hot July day.)
It's well put together- very well put together, a very "knowing" pro job - and its aim is to get linked to as "faux-embarrasing".
Which Lester has...
This is worse than one of those sabotage videos that are really dark and quiet, so you go next to the screen - then BOO, it screams and flashes evil images at you and sh*ts you up.... but this is much worse.... so much worse... it will haunt me for ever.... damn you el-reg.... DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!! <shakes_fist />
No way; reading the lyrics was bad enough.
This goes on my list of things I *absolutely must not do*, alongside murder, suicide, arson etc.
Anyway, if you really need to see a robot operating a pipette, most episodes of CSI show one, plus you get a decent script.
Enough said.
This is a great example of how 'viral marketing' just doesn't work for products that will never be considered 'cool'. They've obviously spent a lot of money on the ironic factor, making something that will draw lots of hits to the site.
Problem is though that after the commissioning company has paid for the ad and the bandwidth, they will have sold exactly zero more of their products. The best they are going to get out of this is a fantastic ripoff of it performed by their staff (those that can face going back to work) at the company's Christmas function. And a large bill from the 'creative types'
You mean that *factual documentary* that was on the other night about how the Knights Templar were jolly fellows who built schools and hospitals? And how Friday the 13th is actually unlucky because it was a Friday 13th that saw the KTs being attacked, rather than, as I always thought, because JC was nailed to a tree on a Friday 13th, after having tea with 12 of his mates the night before?
Hang on, d'ya mean that it ISN'T actually OK to burn to death a religious nutter and then piss off to the pub? But it SAID beforehand that it would be factually accurate!
Bugger. Guess I'd better make some new plans for the weekend, then...
Fire.... lovely fire...
Now calm down. If the drinks are in that glass-fronted mahogany-veneer cabinet it's only a 2-lever job, and this can be tickled with a couple of pairs of compasses; or maybe even stout paperclips. So ask Ms Stob to tell you a story while you get to work and let's hear no more of this talk of crowbars. (And if you get stuck, the back simply unscrews, though this would spoil the fun.)
I can't stop laughing after seeing this one :-) My girlfriend doesn't see the humour at all but she's laughing too (because of me I'm afraid).
This is meant seriously? Really.... forgive me for any typos right now, I can't see clearly anymore.
Didn't LOL that much since the last BOFH.
Thanks for the fun. I needed that.
Cheers,
Jos
no way this is serious.. Is it?