I guess that for all those businessmen driving themselves to a meeting, it gives credence to what we've always said about BMW drivers...
Auto erotica bonk shocker: ja das ist gut, say 56% of Germans
For some the car is a functional thing that gets them from A to B, for speed demons getting behind the wheel is like a drug, but for many folk in Germany going for a ride has an entirely different meaning. According to the mother of all silly polls, 56 per cent of our Saxon cousins have admitting to bonking in their vehicles …
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Sunday 23rd August 2015 08:17 GMT Tim Worstal
There was a story about this......
Bloke had a crash on the M4 (I think it was) and he and the bird with him were dead. But his penis was severed and in her mouth.
So, reconstructed, she's giving him a blow job as he's driving. Crashes. Steering wheel hits her in back of head, slamming jaw shut......
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Sunday 23rd August 2015 14:00 GMT Anonymous Coward
Touring the West Country in 1977 with an Israeli friend. As we were stopped at traffic lights with the windows open - she tormented male passers-by with erotic licking and sucking of her newly discovered stick of classic British pink seaside rock.
During the journey I asked her how many guys she had taken to bed. Getting no answer I repeated the question more slowly. "Shh - I'm counting".
Reminds me of the early 1970s when another girlfriend decided do that experiment at traffic lights in Africa. Luckily the MK1 LandRover windows were well above the eye-level of the family saloons - but I had a nagging fear that a Pan-African monster truck would draw up alongside. Fortunately my engaging the clutch and gears as the lights changed to green persuaded her to wait until later.
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Saturday 22nd August 2015 17:39 GMT Chris G
Wobbly
Back inthe '70s a neighbour of mine was a motorcycle cop, while on a patrol in Croydon he noticed a car ahead of him was moving erratically. As he approached from behind he noticedthe passenger's head duck down from sight and the car's path became distinctly wobbly,veering all over the road, as the car pulled up at trafficlighst he pulled along side the car and peered in the young lady in the passenger seat was blowing the driver's bugle, her nickers were on the dash and the driver didn't even notice my neighbour looking in.
The driver got a ticket for Dangerous Driving and Driving Without Due Care and Attention, the passenger got ticked off about lewd behaviour and distracting a driver while driving.
This happened on the Purley Way, Brighton road.
Sex in a car, van, back of a bike even is normal especially for youngsters with no place to go but it is better to not be driving at what the Japanese call the Moment of Clouds and Rain ( Very difficult to drive a bike and have sex).
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Saturday 22nd August 2015 19:33 GMT Anonymous Coward
Oh really
"It seems age is no barrier to steamy sessions in vehicles either, with 50 to 60 year-olds just as likely to enjoy a bit of slap and tickle on the back seat as 20 to 30 year-olds."
Why does this seem so particulary unbelievable ? or is there a huge quantiy of Viagri/Cialis distributed at all the petrol stations ( Gas stations for our friends across the pond)...
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Sunday 23rd August 2015 11:43 GMT Chris G
Re: Oh really
I'm over 60, I can still kick a heavy bag higher than my head, touch my toes ( depending on who or what is behind me) and I definitely still have the suppleness to make a lady ( or other female) smile and reach her destination in the back of a car.
I must say though that my old Tranny van was more fit for purpose and if all you have is a Mini, then providing the weather and location is Okay, the roof is better than the back seat.
Just need to add other than the spam emails I see, I have no idea where to buy viagra or cialis or what it even looks like.
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Saturday 22nd August 2015 21:03 GMT Anonymous Coward
Acronyms
BMW : Blow my wand
ESP : Extra Sex Please
ABS : Always Blow Safely
AutoBahn : Alfred Usually Teaches Obscene Bonking And Hardcore Nookie
Golf : Girlfriend Only Loves Facials
Mercedes : My Ex Rumptious Collaborator Easilly Does Evening Sex
German : Googirls Excite Randy Men Almost Naked
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Sunday 23rd August 2015 02:03 GMT Pliny the Whiner
Shagging in Deutschland
I guess I've long thought that Germans had one-dimensional, heavy duty, machine-like sex, with the participants barking orders at each other, e.g., "You will now turn 90 degrees clockwise!" Any pleasure that accrued to the couple was treated as an industrial accident.
My point is, it makes sense that machine-like sex would occur in, you know, an actual machine of some sort.
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Sunday 23rd August 2015 11:22 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Shagging in Deutschland
"I guess I've long thought that Germans had one-dimensional, heavy duty, machine-like sex,"
Seriously, have you ever been in a German newsagents and looked at the magazines?
Germany is not all Prussia, you know. There's Bavaria, for a start. And Bavaria is the home of the Oktoberfest.
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Monday 24th August 2015 15:58 GMT Blank-Reg
Re: Shagging in Deutschland
'Allo 'Allo is well known as the height of historical fact. And Germans are kinky beggars as this particular quote from a certain scene undoubtedly reveals
Helga: Herr Flick, may I kiss you?
Herr Flick: (in lingerie) What? Kiss me? Chained to the wall and dressed in the underwear of a woman? Of course.
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Monday 24th August 2015 06:36 GMT werdsmith
If you ask anybody if they have had sex in a vehicle then I would predict more that 95% will say yes, because at some point in their life during the intense first phase of a relationship it will always happen. And I'm pretty sure that foreplay will have started before the vehicle stopped.
So, after a couple of weeks of dating, there is plenty of this stuff going on. After 16 years of marriage like myself, then that urge is usually dealt with before we leave the house......