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The UK is entrusting a bunch of earth observation satellites to India's burgeoning space program. Three DMC3 optical observation satellites, along with a couple of other payloads, will be hoisted on July 10 by India's Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle (PSLV). It's the thirtieth mission for the PSLV, and also the heaviest. The …

  1. Voland's right hand Silver badge

    The natural result of abandoning a space program

    The natural result of abandoning a space program is that you get a country which you supply with humanitarian aid to sort out things like basic sanitation to launch stuff for you.

    If shame could be mentioned somewhere within the same sentence with the words "Westminster" and "politician" this would have made for a nice "commemoration plaque" of national shame. Unfortunately, those 3 words do not quite go together. There is an odd one out. Usually the "shame" one.

    1. Chris Miller

      Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

      Alternatively, you could argue that building launch vehicles isn't (either now or historically) profitable for anyone, while building satellites is a a viable business. And we have two of the world's leading constructors based in the UK (admittedly, one is now owned by Airbus).

      1. frank ly

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        Is there anybody we can outsource our government to?

        1. Chris Miller

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          It's already outsourced to Brussels. There's going to be a vote on insourcing next year.

        2. Ru'

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          I hear Greece has one spare...

        3. Elmer Phud

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          Nah, not Europe.

          Crapita already has the contract

      2. Dave 15

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        So the Indians are making the rockets as a loss leader?

        And France still makes some for fun... and the Americans, Russians...... et al.

        Of course rockets are profitable, if they weren't these other countries wouldn't do it.

        1. imanidiot Silver badge

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          So the Indians are making the rockets as a loss leader?

          And France still makes some for fun... and the Americans, Russians...... et al.

          Of course rockets are profitable, if they weren't these other countries wouldn't do it.

          Uhhhmmmm, no, the space programs for most countries are not all that profitable. Especially the US space program as a whole is a massive money sink. Sure money is earned on commercial launches but any launch that is not commercial (research, ISS supply, spysats, etc) is creating a loss. And not a small one either.

          I suspect right now the Indian space program is pretty much running even or making a small profit on it's commercial launches. Before full investments have been recouped is going to take a while.

        2. Alan Brown Silver badge

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          "Of course rockets are profitable, if they weren't these other countries wouldn't do it."

          Proxy development stream for ICBMs?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

      "...you get a country which you supply with humanitarian aid to sort out things like basic sanitation..."

      A quick google search on "why do some pricks in UK think they are proving AID to India" revealed this: http://blogs.ft.com/beyond-brics/2014/04/03/indian-businesses-driving-uk-employment/

      "some 700 India-based companies operating in the UK are driving job creation – with many of the Indian-parented UK companies growing at more than 10 per cent annually"

      1. Dave 15

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        Using our aid to make space rockets, nuclear missiles and buy British companies...

        I guess though we also give billions to the EU so they can write rules the UK paper shufflers can use to ensure we buy foreign while they don't...

        Frankly the worrying things are:

        a) We seem to think we can afford to give money away when we have a massive deficit and a colossal debt.

        b) We have so little self respect

        c) The Indian run companies appear to have a better grasp of basic management than the over paid fruitcakes that run the few remaining UK companies

        d) The people of the UK have so little in the way of balls that the situation continues government after government with not one of the governments being held to account for it

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          "Using our aid to make space rockets"- I will drink whatever you are drinking!.

          Last time it was sour grapes of UKstan not winning fighter contract.

          Sun has set, get used to this happening often.

          I hope you do realise that >80% aid money is "benefits" for some lord or a toff who will be usually running an aid programme or an obscure company selling stuff. Most of the money goes with strings attached for it to be spent back in UK. Why do you think politicians never wants to stop giving aid?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

      If your country has a space program, but can't ensure everyone has access to a toilet (really, how hard is it to dig a hole and stick a few planks over it!!) Then you really need to re-think your priorities as a nation..

      I think we should cut off aid to India, they clearly don't want it or need it, then we might be able to spend that same money on free school meals for all school children!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        India has refused the aid repeatedly, but it is uk politicians who keep insisting. Probably makes them look good amongst their electorate. India does not need any aid. It is already giving aid to countries across the world. India already provides free meals to school children. India's GDP is 1.877 trillion USD and growing rapidly. If you need aid, please let folks in India know and someone may oblige.

      2. imanidiot Silver badge
        WTF?

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        If your country has a space program, but can't ensure everyone has access to a toilet (really, how hard is it to dig a hole and stick a few planks over it!!) Then you really need to re-think your priorities as a nation..

        You are entirely missing the point!

        Yes, India has a huge poverty problem. It's spending billions each year in providing aid to these people. (A permanent solution to human waste disposal is a LOT more complicated than a hole with a few planks over it. That'll work for a week for a family of 4. Not for a year for a slum of millions)

        India spends a few million (maybe a billion) a year on its space program. They used their Mars mission as a technology demonstrator. "Look at us, we can do this. Maybe send some of those launch contracts our way?". Now it's getting commercial launch contracts that are pretty much cost covering. The advantage? More high paying technology jobs that trickle down the economy. More money flowing into the country that can then be taxed so that they CAN fight poverty without massivly increasing the countrys debt. The biggest problem with poor people is that they pay no taxes. So creating more paying jobs creates more income for the government to fight the poverty.

        Just the fact that they HAVE a space program doesn't mean that they DON'T spend money on poverty.

        I would also point out that at the height of the US space program a large portion of the US population was also still living in poverty.

        1. Dave 15

          Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

          All those reasons are just as valid for the UK.

          As would recreating our motor industry, ship building, mining, aircraft and promoting without shame our military production.

          Instead our governments (Labour, Conservative, hybrid) all seem to actively embrace getting rid of as much British know how as possible

    4. viv123456789

      Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

      Ha I did not have to wade through lot of comments to find the obligatory " look at the third worlders how dare they develop rockets". " they should be grateful for our generous aid money and do as we tell". And the other comment " building rockets is meh! blue collar job! its inferior , our superiority lies in design like in dyson!.

      1. Raj

        Re: The natural result of abandoning a space program

        It gets them well acquainted with the giant sucking sound taking their money and jobs.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Presumably

    they'll be pointed at the UK.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Why are we giving aid money to a country with a space program?

    Perhaps the aid budget should go to poor countries who need it

    1. imanidiot Silver badge

      Re: Why are we giving aid money to a country with a space program?

      See my retort to that other anonymous commentard up there

  4. David Nash Silver badge

    Risky?

    That seems like a lot of eggs in one basket. Launch vehicles have been known to fail.

    1. Raj

      Re: Risky?

      You wouldn't know anything about launch vehicles because you don't have one.

  5. Dave 15

    A country that can't afford

    So a country that can't afford a space rocket of its own is using the rocket of a country it sends billions of pounds of 'aid' each year... you couldn't make it up

    1. iRadiate

      Re: A country that can't afford

      You couldn't make it up? You just did.

  6. RagBagg

    All the racist thoughts come out up front in the Registers comments pages when India sends up a successful space project.

    What a joke these commenters are.

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  7. Mark 85

    This isn't about aid...

    The Brits are building a constellation. The Indians are launching it. The Chinese are leasing it.. all of it.

    It's a business deal although I'm not sure why the Chinese aren't launching it. And why are the Chinese leasing 100% the time on it? With 1 meter resolution and, as the article put it, complete coverage of the world, this could be used as a spy satellite constellation. It's not like the Chinese are known for their humanitarian efforts for natural disasters except in China.

    1. Raj

      Re: This isn't about aid...

      The Chinese cannot launch if because of technology on board that's restricted. They can use the output of the satellites, but cannot have access to it. So it went to India.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Indians are hosed...

    Ignoring all the racist comments made here by people who have little or no understanding or education in international political and financial affairs, one thing that amused me about this article is this:

    The Brits made the satellites, the Indians are launching it and the Chinese will be using it; this is analogous to the situation where an ammunition( e.g. bullets) manufacturer(UK) hires a gun manufacturer(India) to load the bullets in to their gun and then leases that gun to a third party(China) that might one day use that gun against the gun manufacturer :)

    Cunning Brits, wealthy Chinese and hosed Indians :)

    1. Raj

      Re: The Indians are hosed...

      It's a fucking earth observation satellite. The Chinese can't even make one themselves, and have to turn to the British, who are hardly a space power ? We already build our own EOS sats, and have launched several of our own.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What, Thunderbird 5 wasn't available?

    I'll get my coat.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Two comments from people accusing the rest of being racist! Jeez no one has even mentioned race. The politically correct brigade out in force again (well two of you).

    1. Raj

      There aren't racists here. There are aidists. "Why are we sending billyuns in aid to people to are also launching our satellites ? whine whine!" Idiots. When you give us free money, we're going to take it. When you give us money to launch your fucking satellites, we'll take that too.

      1. drhak

        To all those Bigots

        Who says India takes aid from England ?

        Last time I checked , Indian companies owned the largest British Industries.

        And FYI India does not receive foreign aid. It is amongst the largest givers of foreign aid to many African countries.

        When third world countries like England need help in launching web cams to space , Indian space agency gives them discounted rate out of humanitarian concerns.

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