Maybe it what they grew up with ... the link is full lyrics, not just the song, a great warm up,
http://www.songlyrics.com/guthrie-arlo/the-pause-of-mr-claus-lyrics/
If u need u hear it ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17gKw_j6Qq0
Pause of Mr. Claus Arlo Guthrie
Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?
Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?
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