Said with love...
Do you mean "Come get the shite we couldn't shift in the 20% off Sale?"
Roll up! Roll up! Here is your chance to win a Cash 'n' Carrion Server Room Survival Kit. Each package is worth 48 Great British Pounds, and we have three to give away. To enter point your browser here. You can see this lineup of goods in the image above, and find more Reg Merchandise here. The Survival Kit includes: …
You must not have a real server room. All real server rooms have a door that you can drive a forklift through, carrying a box the size of a van.
I'm just surprised that we didn't have to display any knowledge, or Google-fu, or cynicism, to enter the contest....and a little dissapointed.
It refers to "the above terms and conditions" but there aren't any there. There's a two-line disclaimer, but in these days of phonebook-sized tomes of legalese, I hesitate to assume that's all of it.
Still, unlike the chocolate one, this one doesn't say you'll farm out my details, so I've entered. Thanks!
I suspect shipping to NZ would cost more than the loot itself though.
Who has confiscated the sonic screwdriver attachments for the Classic Reg branded 9 LED torch AND the Classic Reg branded Victorinox Swiss Army Knife; not even the Classic Reg branded power bank comes with the sonic screwdriver adapter. I was so hoping the Reg had an "in" with the Doctor! ;<(
Ah well... it's still a nice bit of kit for the Ultimate Cash 'n' Carrion Carnage. ;<)
Why no USB stick? Mine's nice and nippy, and now that I've got El Reg branded kit in my pocket, everyone at work thinks I've got more money than sense ... which as I'm a lowly government worker means .. er ... tell me why I'm writing this comment again? Who am I? What's the point of all this?