Angry? Try the Tw*t-O-Tron

Don't know what's worse...

...beign called a twat or a mail reader?

typical

Fucking register there all fucking NAZIS we shud sent Andrew Orlovsky back to Afghanistan and elect Leicester Haines president of Wales! Wake up.

You mean some people need scripts to write drivel like this? How lazy can you get? Maybe we should introduce a new Turing test to see if we think fotw candidates are real or bots.

I prefer using this....

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

sweet!

"mark my words!. i have been realising over the past few years that enviro-marxist do-gooders are opening our borders. four words: make sure there are consequences. publish this one if you dare!??"

Oh, so much fun! now off to the daily mail site to see if they'll post it! :)

Redundant

"We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments".

Is that even necessary? I'm seriously considering posting some of the finer bits of idiocy found on these comments pages straight to SYB.

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So this is where the Daily "glass half empty" Mail generates it's sorry excuse for journalism...

Eh?

> We're seriously considering getting one of these for Vulture Central comments.

I thought you already had.

Mine's the one you just set fire to and threw out into the street.

cyclops - Big Brother Government

The bbc pretends its not true but the bastions of political correctness are raising petrol prices! The only solution is to bring back the cane thatll teach em. Im voting BNP in the next eletcion, its the sensible choice!!!!!

somewhat obviously...

this post will probably be deleted. . the bbc pretends its not true but New Labour is taking over the government because they want to destroy us from within!. We must make sure everyone knows.

It seems to have been elRegged!

Like beign Slashdotted, but with more vultures.

Shouting is fun!

"IM NOT BEING RACIST BUT YOGHURT WEAVING HIPPIES ARE GIVING MONEY TO THEIR CRONIES. END THIS MADNESS NOW LEAVE TEH COUNTRY.. WHAT NET? ENCOURAGE SINGLE-PARENTING? OOPS. THEY DO IT ALREADY!!!!!"

Site seems to be dying at the moment though.

ElReg already has one...

ElReg already has one of those. I believe it is named "AManFromMars".

I'bve been using this to fill the real HYS

and have happily had several of my comments approved despite not having a real spitting frothing racist to type them with.

Oh yes and..

I'm hoping if I fill HYS up with enough fake crap they might consider a proper system. Like Slashdot.

shit, the world has gone mad if I am recommending the Slashdot system as preferable....

Someone broke it!!

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it. I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back."

LOL!!

Nail hit firmly on head I think...

I read in the Sun that drug scum are preaching hate, Every British working man must let Boris Johnson sort it out,

What_happened_to_my_country Big Brother Government

Black Helicopter 'cos of above.

Broke

We broke it.

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it."

He's getting too much traffic so you get this instead...

It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.

El Reg have killed their site!

This is the current message on their site...

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts. "

Fecked

Message now on IYLISMWDYGLT:

"It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

"I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

"In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

"Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts."

El Reg.. I hate you!!!

I was wondering why SYB was not loading properly, and keeped braking. Now I know.

Youv'e messed it up for all of us! Your probably all realy leftie pinkos trying to bring down SYB anyway! Think of the children! Some non sequita about Muslims! And probably something about how the government should go just to finish it off...

OOPS - A bit of overload at the Tw*t-O-Tron

It's broke cos there's fecking millions of you coming to look at it.

I mean, I'm not going to start actually PAYING proper money to host this. And adverts are shit. So you'll just have to wait until the load dies down a bit, then I'll put it back.

In the meantime, why not go and sign a petition or chain yourself to some railings. Go on. It's about time you did something useful.

Maybe you should go and read something on Media Lens or sign up for their Media Alerts.

El Reg - Website murderers.

The site linked from this atricle has gone down, however the replacement error message is worth a read. It keeps being added to also.

El Reg - The killer linker

Do they mean us? They surely do!

From the site:

"

El Reg.

Sorry for everything being mainly broke today. The Register linked to the Twat-O-Tron and the load on the server went up to over 300.

"

@pete

"Albeit ones [people] who are drunk/stoned, can't spell or punctuate and have no clue what they're talking about (though it's usually completely off-topic)"

So, you're talking about Amanfrommars then?

The problem starts when you think you're understanding what he/she/it says...

Don't search engines index these comments?

There could be some bloody interesting search results springing up soon!

In other news...

"I can't believe where this country is headed.. I read that the permissive society is getting freebies because they want to breed a hybrid fetus. We must elect Kilroy now!

Immigrants Out Of England - In the Know"

Yebbut...

... those have been reading the BBC's forums for some time now know that this sort of thing has been appearing on there pretty much since there inception.

That's right, it's not random gibberish being put together by computer, some people actually write like that!

Paris because... oh, figure it out yourself.

Nice to know ...

that George Bush is getting in the swing of things for his new job....

SOd this.

This will probably be censored but don't you realize that El Reg is just a bunch of leftist stirrers like that Orlowski dood and Dick Destiny opinotard guys sucking off Britain's GNP for takeover by the EU through linking to retarded sites and dissing the military!! Then paedophile terrorist will blow us away because the police will be unable to ask for your id in the streetz. WAKE UP!!!1! Four words: If you like Vulture Central so much, why don't you go live there. It's that simple?!+

WTF ... a Time Machine ?

How in the heck can my mind be read across the internet. I think I'm thinking them before they pop-up ... I have proof of this ... if I think really hard before I click 'New', I get a really old thought ...

This is just another attempt at keeping the Muslim down. Freaking retard westerners (westards ?). That's it. I'm taking my shot-gun shells, canned goods and tin-foil hat and going home ... there will be only two things left, cocharoaches and that weird Indian guy in the server center ... oh the horror.

Mine's the one with the AOL 1.0 disk in the pocket.

Turing Test?

If you can write a Perl script that produces a good facsimile of your average Daily Mail / HYS reader's outpourings - does that mean Britain now has several million people who would fail the Turing test?

I BLAME TONY B. LIAR etc. etc.

I'd love to live in vulture central

I imagine it would be a wonderful place. filled with beer whiskey cafferine and wine littered with the best hard wear and the greatest gadets. and every one works from laptops on sofa's made from print outs of FOTW and paris hilton pictures.

and howls with laughter ring though the office all day purely at the joy of a job well done.

Turing Test

Britain has several million people that would fail to show up on SETI at Home, let along a Turing test. It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

The silent majority must bring back Hitler

"Hear me out. its not politically correct to say so but the UN is opening our borders because it's politically correct. The silent majority must bring back Hitler. You heard it here first!??

Libby Lefty Nutcase Londonistan"