If that's supposed to be funny...
...I didn't get the yolk.
Tragedy strikes Vulture News Central but details remain scrambled
A sad day as Vulture News Central loses its lead anchor, Regina Eggbert, in a horrific misunderstanding ... no, I can't go on. I simply can't describe it. You'll have to see for yourself! ® Youtube Video Regina Egbert, El Reg's virtual news anchor
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Saturday 20th December 2014 19:18 GMT Anonymous Coward
A failure to communicate
Reeling from the loss of advertising revenue due to the poorly-received site re-design, ElReg management met to decide how to cut costs.
It was decided that Regina was really rather egspensive and was only re-hatching news that had already been published. So it was decided to let her go.
Unfortunately, one of the less bright Reg staff took that literally, and 'let her go' from 4ft.
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Saturday 20th December 2014 20:03 GMT Yes Me
Paradise reggained
Egged on by this story, I looked around a bit, and discovered that if you really liked the old Reggister look, you can get something similar but even simpler by using the current day's archive link, like http://www.theregister.co.uk/Archive/2014/12/20/
Not perfect but better than the continuing disaster of the front page.
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Saturday 20th December 2014 23:08 GMT Camilla Smythe
It would seem Regina has become rather like the site redesign.
Something which has been newly introduced only to become stale and tossed on the floor.... Note the watery white and the burst yolk. You would not wish to break that one into your frying pan along with a couple of rashers.. let alone try for a meringue or soufflé.
Perhaps, having got bored with her, the animator/voice over person might have resorted to a, arguments descend, 3 minute soft boil followed by a precise Dremel, I do not work for the company, trepanation of the brain cavity prior to excavation with toasted and buttered soldiers.
I will not mention the possible distribution of a smearing of Marmite on such scalpels for fear of.. OS Wrath.
Having removed, or eaten out, all of Regina's bodily fluids you can fill her back up again with some of Earth's own earth and a bit of Grass Seed, a Carrot Top or something else a bit more suited to your Vegan needs then leave Her in the Airing Cupboard for a while.
Naturally you will wish to wire up a Raspberry Pi to a couple of low light infra-red cameras and hook them up to the IOT and your NAS box so everyone can become a voyeur but I bet you will still open the door to check.
Then, when she has her new head of grass, you might proudly display her on your windowsill and let her green up....
BUT
You forgot about the other 5 you left in the fridge, along with the left over curry and MOULD and your tin of Coors Light. Oh No.... I am not fooled by your pristine presentation of how you would like us to think the internals of your fridge look like.
I know your Rumba is clagged up with pubic hair and is sentient enough to avoid cleaning under the bed.
The Men In Black are a film. Do not go into the kitchen and open doors because what will escape will not make them, or Ghostbusters, a reality. Burn IT Burn IT NOW!!
This educational message brought to you by 'Duck and Cover'.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
