New keyboard needed
Vulture Central's backroom gremlins still maintain that using Instagram filters is like looking at the world through a pair of urine-filled swimming goggles.
As per the title!
Instagram has added five more filters to the Facebook-owned, profit-shy photo app. Unsurprisingly, the names of the new filters will appeal to bearded hipster types around the planet who want their facial hair to be tinged with an autumnal hue to, y'know, make them look even edgier when gurning at friends in moronic selfies …
"Vulture Central's backroom gremlins still maintain that using Instagram filters is like looking at the world through a pair of urine-filled swimming goggles."Can any of us surpass the above? I think with that gem El Reg has just shut down the comments on this article.
I am tempted to try resuscitation by posting something inflammatory about religion, Global Warming and income inequality. But, Meh, can't be arsed.
We need a new "law".. the "Fiveash Law" whereby the article's author makes a statement that can never be topped by a commentard. Conversation is over, finished, and we commentards can pick ourselves up, realize the floor, the keyboard, and the monitor need cleaning and carry on.