"Bask in the glory, if you will, of the Golden Vulture Dropping of Excellence,"
Should not the dropping be a splat on the floor, rather than a splat somehow remaining in place vertically in mid-air, as evidence by the shadow on the floor behind it?
One possible explanation is that it's a splat on a vertical glass plane, but I'm sure gravity would then cause it to form a less evenly splatted shape.
Just saying, like.