Have you considered renaming this "Trevor Pott Comment of the Week"?
Reg readers respond: Yes, it's time for Comment of the Week
Another week, another batch of angry flaming going on in the hallowed halls of El Reg's comments threads. Naturally, we've sliced and diced this week's choicest comments for your amusement - and enragement. This week's contenders for the Golden Vulture Dropping of Agreement are a relatively modest and temperate crowd, which …
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Sunday 21st September 2014 23:35 GMT Trevor_Pott
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Monday 22nd September 2014 15:16 GMT Tom 13
Re: To complain about Andrew Orlowski, please press 1.
Orlowski? Surely you mean Lewis Page!
Granted he's an editor now, so we see fewer of his articles, but I expect it will be another year at least before he AO gathers as many flames as LP.
Full diclosure: I'm actually an LP fan, I merely note the historical record.
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
