back to article Mine's 0.2 inches bigger than yours (says future fanboi of his iWatch)

The Taiwanese trade press has claimed Tim Cook's iWatch will come in two sizes: one with a 1.6-inch screen, the other with a 1.8-inch display. of course Apple still hasn't even confirmed the existence of the tick-tocker... Super tough sapphire glass may not even come as standard and may only be offered on the bigger, more …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More predictions from tech 'analysts'

    Quickly reposted by a tech 'journalist'.

    No need to content or insights at all. Even the sarcasm is stale.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: More predictions from tech 'analysts'

      Quickly dismissed by an 'anonymous internet blowhard' with poor English skills.

      No need to content or insights there either.

      1. Anonymous Blowhard

        Re: More predictions from tech 'analysts'

        'anonymous internet blowhard'

        I refute the allegations of my involvement, but I agree with AC #2!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: More predictions from tech 'analysts'

      This one is true though, although they missed out the 1.4" ladies version...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: More predictions from tech 'analysts'

        Wait, I've always been told that the ladies like more inches, not less.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Remember kids ...

    ... you can't spell 'analyst' without 'anal'.

    1. Khaptain Silver badge

      Re: Remember kids ...

      You can if you use the other spelling, "wellpaidarsehole".

  3. Micky 1

    "Apple appears to have something of a size obsession of late"

    The only obsession is with the press picking up on unsubstantiated rumors whilst Apple say nothing at all.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I like turtles

    See title.

  5. Phil Kingston

    Is there a version of the reg site I can visit that doesn't have bi-hourly unresearched Apple cack?

    1. OrsonX

      c'mon Phil, you love it really..... we all do, that's why we're here!

      I would like more iWatch rumours please!!! I hope it turns out to be better than the current efforts, which are lame-tastic. Basically a solution looking for a problem.

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