Google uses disruptive 'poem' tech to announce new Chromebook availability

Limericks, anyone?

There once was a man called Tim Cook

Who laughed when he saw a Chromebook

"This thing is so lame

and it's really a shame

that the public just don't give a monkeys"

mangy doggerel

When Chromebooks in these countries alight,

Put out the flames to set things right.

If halon’s not a choice for you,

I’d recommend the CO₂.

We are told to compute in the cloud

and I think to myself aloud

Compute using a chromebook

I don't think so

I couldn't give a fook

Pottery Please

This work makes the great "Poet and Tragedian of Dundee, William Topaz McGonnagle" look quite good really.

'Beautiful railway bridge of the Silvery Tay,

I am very sorry to say

That your central girders were carried away

On the very last day of eighteen hundred and seventy nine

Which will be remembered for a very long time."

The poem that was written here

Describing Google in its several spheres

Scans oddly but I'd bet

It owes a great debt

Not to Plath or to Keats but to Lear

I look forward to the day that Vulture Central transcribing all their stories into verse. Especially the ones full of acronyms and about storage. That will call for some serious rhyming dictionary antics.

Arrrgh

Vogon poetry :-)

More o Topaz

On yonder shelf their stood a chrome book,

It must have gone it's no their noo !