Vanity Names !
Ha! after Vanity Plates for your car, Vanity Names for your passport - a new idea to fill in the UK budget deficit before you have time to spell a 99 letter surname.
After all meeeelions of Chavs and Chavettes on the streets more than ready to spend their dole money to be called "Mr Strong Arms S*x Machine", "Miss Classy Diamonds of Beauty".....