Super Saturated Statements
Their PR/Marketing person has left as well I see. I know that because it takes many years of skill building and experience to gain that level of mastery in ExecuSpeak. Having written more than my fair share of firebreak press releases I can recognize the subtle signs that can only come from a true master.
I strongly suspect the executive who crafted this document is a veteran of the original .com period. If not, he has been possessed by the spirit of such a person. Not very many of us escaped the first collapse of the commercial Internet industry you know. What many do not realize is that the first bubble wasn't just about demonstrating the power of the Underwear Gnome business model, ohhh no! What sounds like either gibberish or genius (depending on your intelligence) are actually the vocal component of the blackest sort of ancient magic. Sure, getting money thrown at them and the ability to somehow lose 3750x of investors money while wearing the absolutely worst suits imaginable are the most visible results of their black arts there is a much greater power lurking there. Once the steps above have been completed, all that remains is for the executive to speak the secret words of the 'Vertical Paradigm of Parallel Opportunities of Incremental Expansion Disrupting Traditional Economies Converging on Early Liquidity' spell to gain the ability to take possession of a chosen executive when they detect an attempt to use the words of power to cloak their vulnerability. I know it can be done, so there you go.
Another indicator of executive origin is that it is absolutely impossible for a communications professional to write like that. Can't happen. Only the most battle scared communications professional can even read it without an experiencing an instant aneurism. People tend to think ExecuSpeak is a simple thing, but I assure you it isn't. Walk up to a stranger and read any paragraph from this article and they will smack the ever loving shit out of you.