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Big Data, cloud, wearable computing and crowdsourcing boosters now have very, very tangible evidence of the technologies' power: 50,000 new humans. So claims an outfit called Ovuline, which offers an iOS and Android app dubbed Ovia Fertility that asks users to input details about their health and menstrual cycle, and can even …

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  1. Gray Ham Bronze badge
    Joke

    Wham! Bam!

    "They've done so, the company says, three times faster than those who use other methods"

    IOW, it's taking only 1 minute, instead of 3?

  2. poohbear

    Where's the control group study?

    1. Euripides Pants
      Boffin

      "Where's the control group study?"

      Sitting at home eating cookie dough ice cream and watching romcoms

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    50,000 Ovia users have gotten pregnant!

    http://blog.ovuline.com/post/77878454007/50-000-ovia-users-have-gotten-pregnant

    Surprised they're not making more noise about 36% of persons shown in that piccie.

    1. John H Woods Silver badge

      Re: 50,000 Ovia users have gotten pregnant!

      Surprised they're not making more noise about 36% of persons shown in that piccie.

      Ok, who's the 4th one?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 50,000 Ovia users have gotten pregnant!

        "Ok, who's the 4th one?"

        .

        Back row Alex, Paris, & Rory.

        Front row, guess it'd be beardie, Sunny in the middle.

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        .

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        Guess you also missed the gorilla ? ;-)

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Solution in search of a problem

    The missus and me just kept trying. Far more fun than playing with a damn computer. Seemed to work fine, and we have proof -- two of them, in fact.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    More importantly...

    Surely the most useful application of this technology would be for people who want to avoid unwanted pregnancy?

    It could tell women when going out clubbing and getting wasted on a Friday night is going to be a reaaallly bad idea...

    1. Col_Panek

      Re: More importantly...

      There are many of these calendar based apps, and sure enough, they can slightly increase your chances of getting pregnant. There are very few that can actually decrease your chances; info on one that's over 99% effective can be had at http://www.cclgb.org.uk/ or the app at

      http://www.ccli.org/productsservices/nfp-materials/cycleprogo-charting-software.php .

  6. VeganVegan
    Devil

    That's a laugh,

    at the time I submitted this, the world has had (http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/) >260,000 births today .

    Devil's spawn indeed.

    1. Col_Panek

      Re: That's a laugh,

      You won't laugh when the British are extinct, and they declare Sharia law in the UK.

      1. Trevor_Pott Gold badge

        Re: That's a laugh,

        "You won't laugh when the British are extinct, and they declare Sharia law in the UK."

        Why do "the British" need to survive? What about their genetics is (more) worth of propagation than that of another group?

        As for culture, no empire lasts forever. Even were the whole world to be united under Sharia law some day, eventually that too would pass and humanity would evolve, adapt and move on. Your xenophobia is so small, so petty...it's nonsensical when viewed from a time horizon of centuries, let alone millenia.

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