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The latest data from the Curiosity rover released by NASA shows the rover is trundling through what was once a large fresh-ish water lake that could have supported life as we know it – although radiation levels on the surface may have caused any organisms some problems. "The clay materials at what would have been at the bottom …

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  1. Paul J Turner

    Brilliant plan!

    Go under a rock overhang and start drilling, what could possibly go wrong with that?

    1. Martin Budden Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Brilliant plan!

      As long as the driller is Portugese, all will be well*.

      *oh look, a pun.

  2. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    Excellent!

    The way this is going, they will soon discover the mysteriously lifeless body of a redshirt. Then the fun begins.

  3. newkid

    sounding stupid

    Wonderful that you to produce science-related articles, but your continued insistence on using the term "boffin" to refer to scientists is dated and sounds ignorant.

    1. MrDamage Silver badge

      Re: sounding stupid

      Being the "newkid", perhaps you should do some research into this site before opening your own ignorant trap to insert your foot.

      The term "boffin" is used in order to differentiate proper scientists and engineers, from those who have adopted the term into the job description to try and give themselves an air of importance. You know, like how your local garbageman is now called a "waste management engineer", or any other pretentious wanker who specialises in "social sciences".

      Boffins do the hard math. The type where numbers arent enough, and they have to start including letters from both the english, and greek alphabets. They may, or may not have beards, but those who do have beards, have impressive beards that would put a Unix guru to shame. These are the types of guys who are but one lab accident away from giving Dr Doom a run for his money.

      Finally, the term boffin is used with respect, and a touch of love towards these rainy folk who only tend to get out of bed once the other mad scientists have gone for a Bex and a lie down due to the complexity of the problems they are dealing with.

      1. newkid

        Re: sounding stupid

        Maybe, if this was 1945, or even 1955...but in 2013 the term is outdated, and somewhat negative (much like your "open your trap, insert foot" comments). Oh, and these are modern-day NASA scientists--largely American--not James Bond's "Q". They deserve to be called such, not tagged with a lowbrow British slang term.

        1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

          Re: Re: sounding stupid

          "in 2013 the term is outdated, and somewhat negative"

          Yeah, well...

          C.

      2. llanitedave

        Re: sounding stupid

        YOU may think it sounds charming and affectionate, but it really makes you sound juvenile and provencial. Claiming that it differentiates "real" scientists from posers is kind of lame in this context, since the only people running MSL ARE real scientists. As long as you aren't quoting JPL's janitorial staff, I don't think you'll need to make the added distinction.

        1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
          Headmaster

          Not a triumph

          Please, no use of "kind of lame" around this here comment section.

          > the only people running MSL ARE real scientists

          Aren't they more akin to engineers though? In actuality, I would not want to have a honest-to-god scientist running space programs, quite apart from the fact that he/she should be doing Science!.

          1. llanitedave

            Re: Not a triumph

            When it comes to space, or any other cutting-edge endeavor, engineering and science form a pretty tight bond. A scientist who doesn't have some understanding and appreciation for engineering will be pretty useless, and an engineer who doesn't appreciate science will be limited.

            Remember, science involves experiment as much as it does theory, and it's hard to do any decent experimenting without engineering help.

        2. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

          Re: sounding stupid

          This thread sounds like an infestation by trick-cyclists...

    2. James Micallef Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: sounding stupid

      The meaning of a word is whatever meaning is given to it.

      Here at The Register "boffin" means a top scientist / engineer worthy of utmost respect. That's the way it is used by whoever writes it, that's the way it s taken by 99% of it's very loyal readers. If you choose to assign a different meaning to it, that's your problem.

      After all, if I say "newkid is a cool guy" and you take "cool" or "guy" to be an insulting word, that is coming from your interpretation not my usage.

      So cool your jets, guy, relax, have a beer and welcome to the El Reg party, where people (usually*) do not take themselves too seriously.

      * unless the topic is climate change in which case hang on to your hat

      1. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

        Re: sounding stupid

        "* unless the topic is climate change"

        or Mac v Windoze - na, na, missed that!

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The toilet humour headlines are getting a bit tragic....pretty sure the target audience is 30+...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "The toilet humour headlines are getting a bit tragic....pretty sure the target audience is 30+..."

      The average age here is 35 and many will not want to grow up.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Speak for your self, I'm 32 and still giggle like a school girl at farts.

    3. Richard 12 Silver badge
      Boffin

      There's no point in being grown up

      if you can't be childish sometimes!

    4. MrDamage Silver badge

      Growing old is mandatory

      Growing up is optional.

      I would tell yo to embrace your inner child, but it seems your outer grumpy old man has told him to get orf the lawn.

  5. bongorocks
    Happy

    Benson

    Here is a good chance for science to show us how evolution started on earth. Mars is offering science a clean slate, like here you go, start from scratch.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Benson

      Apart from the lack of water, the low temperature, the lack of breathable atmosphere... oh and the radiation.

      1. Sorry, "Sorry that handle is already taken" is already taken.
        Joke

        Re: Benson

        ... What have the Martians ever done for us?

  6. Martin Budden Silver badge

    I'm amazed at how little the crater has changed in three-and-a-half BEEELION years. Compare that with almost everywhere on this planet. Yes I know the Martian planetary dynamo fizzled out a long time ago, putting an end to plate tectonics, even so that dried lake bed is very well-preserved for its age.

    1. llanitedave

      Apparently it was buried for a very long time, which did indeed preserve it. The sediment stack that now makes up Mount Sharp once filled the whole crater, and very likely much of the surrounding terrain. Now that the pile is being slowly worn away by wind erosion, the basal sediments are once again exposed in places. Kudos to those who selected this site. It was a great choice.

  7. Faux Science Slayer

    For some reason we tend to have a static model for Earth. The fact that 60 million years ago winged dinosaurs and flying insects had double the wingspan indicates that there was at least double. But since "lift" is a function of area, a square function of wingspan, then likely four times the current atmosphere level. Our atmosphere is constantly stripped by solar wind and the molecules broken by solar radiation, as in N14 decay to C14. The atmosphere is replenished to a limited degree by 'elemental' atoms, by products of Earth's variable fission rate. These 'new' atoms are forced under high heat and pressure to form elemental molecules and elemental compounds. These compounds include CO2 and Methane gases, as well as water which feed the underground aquifers from below. Hydrocarbons are a natural, continually produced compound and NOT a finite residue of past life. More on this under the Geo-nuclear tab at Faux Science Slayer website.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Perhaps you should go slay yourself, as that was the biggest load of old bollocks I have read in a long time.

      On second thoughts, I've just read your back catalogue. ...

      1. Mike Flugennock
        Coffee/keyboard

        oh. em. ef. GEE.

        Just checked out this clown's site on your recommendation, and holy fuckin' shit. "Bollocks" isn't the word for this zaniness. I haven't seen a load of balloon juice this unhinged since I saw the Time Cube page.

        Ironically, he has a section for "satire".

        1. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

          Re: oh. em. ef. GEE.

          Oh. Crikey. I only just realised how Gaia is oppressed by Demonic Warlords in rotating Universe...

    2. Paul Leigh

      wtf

      I can't even begin to imagine how your mind got so confused about everything, if i didn't know better, I'd swear I was reading a post by Deepak Chopra. Utter fecking nonsense.

    3. Don Dumb
      FAIL

      Quit the comment-vertising

      Notice the site you plug is the same as your account name, got yourself an El Reg account just to advertise I'm guessing. If your website has as much bollocks as that post then most people here won't be stupid enough to visit it. Do us a favour and quietly efutue

    4. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

      "Hydrocarbons are a natural, continually produced compound and NOT a finite residue of past life."

      Speculations on possible a-biotic origin of oil are not new. Nothing, though, suggests that it is in fact the source of natural oil.

      It would also make more sense thermodynamically to first let the chemicals concentrate themselves by means of self-propelled grazing organic reactors-aggregators (aka "dinosaurs") munching on solar-powered stationary capillary-hydrated saccharide producers (aka "trees") and then cook the nicely enriched and conglomerated biomass into petroleum rather than trying to rely on direct solar-to-oil conversion in the atmosphere of diffuse gases.

      Gaia is not stupid, man. And she will bite you if you don't show respect.

  8. marcus777
    Boffin

    no Methane . . .

    . . . NO life.

    USA Today had a similar article about the exciting possibility of finding signs of past life on mars because of the once wet lake... where she is currently sniffing...

    The problem here is that water is just one factor, and methane can not be detected... at all, not even a tiny little bit... no methane... no life. It really is that simple.

    So, keep sniffing around the water hole...

    Cheers

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, seriously for a moment

    As someone who was in college when NASA landed the Vikings on Mars and later reported that the planet was completly sterile, and probably always has been, it has been encouraging to see the turnaround in planetary science over the last decade. Gone are the false color images of the Martian horizon artificially purged of any and all blue, as are the defensive arguments that whatever created the canyons and rivulets cut across its surface, it couldn't have been water. But in its place I'm thinking we're now got a climate of over-optimism that could be sending us in the wrong direction when it comes to investments in the search for extraterrestrial life. The extraordinarily thin atmosphere of Mars is troubling enough, but millenia of bombardment by radiation that reaches at least 3 meters below the surface is something that makes you wonder if we'd be better off with the admittedly premature assessments given in 1976. Maybe then we'd be tackling the really hard challenge of mounting expeditions to Europa, Titan, Enceledas or other horrendously difficult places to get to. As it is I wonder if Mars exploration could turn out to be another Shuttle-class drain on NASA's exploration buget, without much promise of results.

    1. thenim

      Re: So, seriously for a moment

      What you patently fail to realise is that space exploration requires baby steps. We can't just go into warp drive from day one. It takes time and a measured approach, currently we don't have the technology to get that far in a reasonable amount of time - atleast to keep the population interested.

      So little steps, ISS, explore mars using rovers, land on an asteroid or two, may be think about technology for a manned mission to mars, and then who knows what next. It's slow, and requires lots of patience - unless you can indeed develop the next impulse drive or warp drive - in which case, feel free to drop your local space agency a note...

    2. llanitedave

      Re: So, seriously for a moment

      Life isn't the only thing worth looking for on Mars -- in fact, if our real goal is exploiting the resources of other worlds, it's better for all if life doesn't happen to already exist there. Mars is still worthy of exploration even if life never existed there at all.

      As for its habitability, it really is intriguing finding out that it had portions, at least, which could be considered habitable. But it's a bit optimistic without knowing more to think that life did exist there. After all, we only know what the requirements are for life to survive, not what the requirements are for life to form. They may be two different sets of conditions. Whether Mars ever had the kind of conditions that would allow life to develop from scratch is still anybody's guess.

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