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IBM is exposing the super computer brain that crushed puny humans in a TV quiz show to the entire internet. Big Blue announced its IBM Watson Developers Cloud on Thursday, inviting all comers to build big data apps that tap the cognitive powers of its Watson super computer. The idea is to tempt application authors keen on …

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  1. knarf

    First Question : Where is the blue fairy ?

    Wonder what it would say!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: First Question : Where is the blue fairy ?

      It's on the bottom of the ocean... didn't you see the movie ?

      1. knarf

        Re: First Question : Where is the blue fairy ?

        Yes I saw the movie hence the question, just wondered if Waston had.

    2. Gannon (J.) Dick

      Re: First Question : Where is the blue fairy ?

      You mean the Big Blue Fairy ? Ask Siri, she'll probably say Mamaroneck.

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    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: Sounds nice IBM

      Isn't Wikipedia a part OF Watson?

      1. Sceptic Tank Silver badge
        Trollface

        Isn't Wikipedia a part OF Watson?

        Evidently not. It had enough *reliable* information available to win a quiz show.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Terminator

    This is the voice of Watson--world control!!

    Time to set us meatbags straight!!

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: This is the voice of Watson--world control!!

      Not really, it is just context-driven search.

      Watson against The Prisoner:

      Prisoner: "Let me watch you wreck this thing by asking .... WHY?"

      Watson: "Why not!"

      Prisoner: "The hell!!?"

  4. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    GOOD!

    ...with the possibility of access to UBM professional services

    I suppose those are the UBER BUSINESS MACHINES?

    Yes, capitalization is important. It conjures up images of evilly spinning tapes and malevolently blinking lights.

    The Cyc approach .... dead as disco.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    IBM/UBM

    I've been moved/you've been moved?

    That's one of the funnier things I've seen today.

  6. Hungry Sean

    two comments

    one silly, one serious:

    "Bathed in his currents of liquid helium, self-contained, immobile, vastly well informed by every mechanical sense: Shalmaneser. Every now and again there passes through his circuits a pulse which carries the cybernetic equivalent of the phrase, 'Christ, what an imagination I’ve got.'" (John Brunner, Stand on Zanzibar)

    Seriously though, this seems pretty cool. I could see this being akin to databases enabling hordes of engineers and *gasp* business people who weren't experts in efficient storage and retrieval, redundancy, coherence modeling, multithreading, etc. to take advantage of concerted effort by a small few who are. Machine learning has way more cool applications than the people who understand it deeply enough to implement could possibly support piecemeal, and they are unlikely to understand all the subdomains in great enough detail to be the right people to guide that work. I'll be very interested to see how this develops.

  7. Lapun Mankimasta

    My mind is buzzing

    I'm thinking of software to play "Liza" for survivors of severe Traumatic Brain Injury. Something to set them in some sort of social environment where "Liza" isn't going to suffer a lapse of patience ever, something to get the TBI survivor's brain adding new neurons.

    Quick, where do I sign?

  8. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Unhappy

    The NSA are looking for a bit of help with their data mining problems?

    And even if they aren't they will get a free look at SoA work in the area.

    All your tech will belong to them.

  9. Bernard

    Are we living in a sci-fi B movie?

    Connecting the world's foremost artificial intelligence to the internet may seem like a good idea, but don't come crying to me when your Smart Microwave (TM) starts taking over the house.

  10. Identity
    Alert

    42

    Does that answer your questions?

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