which allows the male users to have virtual sex
I initially thought this meant with each other!
The fate of human civilisation could now hang in the balance after some filthy-minded gaming enthusiasts in Tokyo showed off a rather ingenious device which allows the male users to have virtual sex. Virtual reality fans flocked to the Oculus Game Jam in Shibuya over the weekend to try out some of the latest gaming inventions …
No there's an idea! I remember how in America's Army (the free propaganda game), all players play as Americans, but the opposing team in any given match appear as shadowy terrorists. How about a VR sex game where the other players always appear as hot chicks? It would use an appropriate avatar of course, but also automatically translate dirty talk, so "You make me sooo hard" becomes "You make me sooo wet" and so forth.
The Japanese found the answer. A woman you could turn on easily, turn off when your busy and avoid all the trouble of men not understanding women (we dont feel too bad as women dont understand women too).
If this is the end of mankind then it sounds like we will go happy. And woman kind will be stuck with each other.
I really hope the software is called anna may.
"The Japanese found the answer. A woman you could turn on easily, turn off when your busy and avoid all the trouble of men not understanding women (we dont feel too bad as women dont understand women too)."
A Midnight Beast clip seems appropriate at this point.
I notice that the linked Wikipedia page for the haptic control has an image with the caption
"A pair of black Novint Falcons. The nearer one has the pistol grip attached, and the further one has the standard ball grip."
If the ball grip is standard then they were obviously intended for this use from the start.
If OR worked with Secondlife then they could probably sell 25000 of them right now, as for the other device, there are always the "internet enabled" remote pleasuring devices for both him and her. Add a little software and thousands of people die of starvation and dehydration in a period of weeks .....
I own an oculus rift and it's marvelous fun, but a constant problem I have with it is people creeping up behind me in the real world and scaring the bejesus out of me, as once I have my headphones on too my peripheral senses become nonexistent.
It's usually the wife who thinks that its funny to make me scream in surprise.
I dread to think what the screaming would be like if I added one of these to my...ahem...rig.
I remember that, made me chuckle at the time but I couldn't remember the short url.
I saw that on a pentium 90 that I had to clean porn downloads (done by the boss) every day to claim back enough disk space to do work, ah the memories.
Was never able to look at a beige 5 1/4" drive bay the same way again.