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eBayers have so far failed to bite an amazing penis-shaped crisp which the seller claims will bestow great riches upon the lucky winning bidder. A picture of the penis-shaped crisp Sadly, the top bid currently stands at a limp £4.70, despite the come-on: During a dull lunch time sandwich, the amazing penis crisp was revealed …

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  1. Mark

    Not unusual since...

    My girlfriend tends not to bite my amazing penis shaped penis.

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  2. Nick L

    what, exactly...

    What exactly was Mohin Miah searching ebay for to find this particular gem?

    And can Golden Palace casino write its name safely on the crisp?

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  3. lansalot

    information missing

    What flavour is it ?

    It's bound to be either Salt & Vinegar, or Cheese & Onion. Hopefully not Prawn Cocktail. Unlikely to be Beef flavoured, but I suspect there's potential for Pork of some kind..

    Need to know before bidding begins in earnest !

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    Should my penis be that shape?

     ?????

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    or?

    you have to laugh!

    But I worry about the mental anguish this will do to men with a penis the shape of a crisp.

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  6. loonpants

    hahaha. Nice one

    So this is where all the hits have come from! cheers for printing it!

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  7. Mohin

    Erm...

    I was searching for penises, obviously......

    (Linked to it by a 'friend'... of course *ahem*)

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  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Title

    I shouldn't bother. Like all penises, it'll eventually go soft & limp....

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  9. Dillon Pyron

    Three inches?

    It's three inches and he thinks that will bestow something good to the owner? Now if it had been twelve inches maybe he would have gotten some action. If it's so lucky, why didn't he keep it?

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  10. Pete

    It looks more like a Fish

    .... A tiddler to be exact.

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