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As the Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team continues to advance inexorably on various front towards the launch of our Vulture 2 spaceplane, we've taken a bit of time to look back at our REHAB experiment. LOHAN fans will know that the purpose of the Rocketry Experimental High Altitude Barosimulator was to test …

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  1. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge
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    So you've lost one playmonaut...

    ...out of how many launches? And how well does this compare with NASA?

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    1. Trygve Henriksen
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      Re: So you've lost one playmonaut...

      Actually, I don't think NASA has ever lost a Playmonaut...

      Astronauts, though... about 1 ever 60 launches?

      Flames, well... just because... 'Up on a flame, down in pieces'

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    2. Annihilator
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      Re: So you've lost one playmonaut...

      Really awful line on Family Guy the other week, while trying to help the Griffins get back to earth after accidentally launching them into orbit on a shuttle, NASA reassure them over the radio:

      "don't worry, we're pretty good at this - we're like 6 for 8"

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  2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

    On top of the jetstream

    > the jetstream rematch. We fully intend to come out on top this time,

    Won't that leave the playmonaut somewhere east of the Urals?

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  3. Andus McCoatover
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    You daft buggers!

    I know you're gonna do it! Make sure I live long enough to see it!

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  4. Peter Simpson 1
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    Might I suggest

    A bouyant housing this time? And a waterproof "If found, please return to" label?

    You know, just in case the SPB recovery armada doesn't happen to be right under the vehicle when it comes down?

    //recovery helicopter

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  5. Annihilator
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    Still no name change?

    Low Orbit Hydrogen Assisted Navigator these days, is it not? :-)

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  6. Sparc
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    Good luck and look forward to seeing the sexy black number lift off.

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  7. Faye B

    Recruitment?

    I notice that Lynx are currently recruiting for astronauts on the Telly. Any chance of The Reg doing the same for playmonauts. Perhaps one with swimming qualifications would be a good choice.

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  8. johnwerneken
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    Rehab in the States is usually drug withdrawal treatment

    Which ones does your team need to stop taking anyway.

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    1. Martin Budden Silver badge
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      Re: Rehab in the States is usually drug withdrawal treatment

      Yes, the joke was intentional, and completely lost on you. It goes something like this: "LOHAN enters REHAB".

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  9. Dennis Wilson
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    Question

    Can it be used during foreplay?

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    1. Martin Budden Silver badge
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      Re: Question

      Yes it can. Better question: can it be used safely during foreplay?

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