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Can Windows 8 and Windows RT slabs bring the Kinect effect to Microsoft? That’s the question as US shoppers and retailers begin a four-week shopping frenzy in the run up to Christmas. It was just over two years ago Microsoft launched its hands-free game controller Kinect for the Xbox to wild and unexpected success. This was …

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  1. Frosty840
    WTF?

    You're comparing the release of Kinect, an entertainment hardware device, with the release of an operating system? Are you high?

    1. Paul Shirley

      What does Win8 bring over Win7? Metro, barely noticeable under the hood improvements and loss of desktop features - so basically just Metro.

      Metro is a consumption interface, the software equivalent of a shiny new peripheral added to a gaming device. The comparison seems very appropriate.

      1. Schultz
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        What does Win8 bring over Win7?

        Affordability.

        I got mine for a new (clean) notebook for 29 Eur. That's for the professional version, downloaded directly from MS. Took about 1 hour from opening Google to up-and-running (including the burning of the evaluation version, which was required to start the proper download). I was quite impressed: the jump from winXP to win8 was much less painful than expected.

        Now I hope to have some 10 years of quiet before I have to switch again :).

        1. M Gale

          Re: Affordability

          That does show that Microsoft could have skipped spending all that money to develop a phone interface for the desktop, released the kernel improvements as a Win7 service pack AND dropped the price, and still made a shitload of money out of it. After all, it's not like most people are going to buy or otherwise use any OS except Windows when they buy a computer. Microsoft could release a great steaming turd and people will buy it because buying anything else means saying goodbye to the vast majority of all software written for PCs.

          In fact, I do believe that's what Microsoft has just done with TIFKAM.

        2. Paul Shirley

          Re: the jump from winXP to win8 was much less painful than expected

          Unless, like me, you're jumping XP 32bit -> Win8 64bit and the $39.99 download only gives you a 32bit installer... also not entirely sure how losing ALL your configuration counts as 'less painful' ;)

    2. Charles Manning

      Imagine

      You can imagine the kids losing sleep homing that the parents put a Kinect under the Christmas tree to enliven their XBox experience. And parents would like the kids to get some exercise while they play games.

      How many kids are going to lose sleep hoping there's a Win8 DVD under the tree?

  2. Kubla Cant
    FAIL

    "This was Microsoft’s second foray into hardware"

    Apart from the Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft keyboards, some kind of crap media player (Zune?), etc, etc.

    1. tremtastic
      FAIL

      Re: "This was Microsoft’s second foray into hardware"

      And, obviously, the first Xbox.

    2. Steve the Cynic
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      Re: "This was Microsoft’s second foray into hardware"

      Indeed. According to PCMag.com, Microsoft's first hardware products were released in 1980, and they were expansion cards for the Apple II line...

      http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow/story/300240/the-secret-history-of-microsoft-hardware/1

      What I need here is the ability to put two icons on my post: a thumbs-up for Kubla and a red-fail for the article. I'll settle for the thumbs-up because Kubla already did the red-fail.

    3. Charles Manning

      Why does everyone forget Kin??

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Kin

      It did even worse than Zune. SO badly that most people don't even know it happened.

      It had a tile UI - the killer feature carried forward into Win8.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Part of the Kinect appeal was hackability, people using it for other purposes.

    By launching Surface RT with a locked down secure boot that hackability is lost.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Stop

      The WHOLE appeal of Kinect was hackability..

      Were you not at all suspicious why Engadget constantly posted articles about Kinect hacks? It will all become apparent when you see it's official use, as everything on Xbox Kinect was embarrassingly bad.

      It was an elaborate smokescreen by Microsoft and it's pals in the press to make you feel better about your purchase of overpriced junk.

  4. Mage Silver badge

    XP

    What percentage would buy XP with SP4 proper File Explorer and choice of skins with all spurious services off by default and no "crapware" pre-installed and NT4.0 Enterprise's support for 16G RAM?

    It would boot faster than Win7 or Win8

    More Software runs on it.

    More memory is free for applications

    Maybe MS lost sight of what users actually need and want (not the same) about 10 years ago?

    How much "success" has each version of Windows because there is no choice and it's pre-installed?

    1. Phoenix50
      Stop

      Re: XP

      "It would boot faster than Win7 or Win8"

      lol

      1. Paul Shirley

        Re: XP

        Have to admit my completely virgin Win8 64bit does boot faster than the crusty, decade old XP 32bit install it dual boots the same hardware.

        A 45s vs 60s difference. And just like XP it's actually ready to accept *and respond to* input a fair while after that.

        Frankly I expected more improvement just from jumping 32-64bit and the clean file system advantage. Like previous smoke and mirrors it feels like it starts much faster but it's really just putting the screens up while it finishes loading.

  5. dogged

    It would boot faster than Win7 or Win8

    More Software runs on it.

    More memory is free for applications

    All of those are false.

    Nice try.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Stop

    Kinect effect

    I think it already has this.

    Tell everyone it's amazing, when actually it's utter shite.

  7. Tom 35

    Buying Windows 8

    Almost all of the people buying windows 8 are just buying a new computer that happens to come with windows 8. I don't think you will find a lot of people who are buying because they want Windows 8.

  8. The BigYin

    A *BIG* difference

    The Kinect is open enough to allow people to connect it to what they want, hack away at it and do cool new things that MS never thought of. All this brings press coverage for the Kinect and is, in effect, free PR. (I'm ignoring the legal threats MS issued to the first hackers.)

    Win8, on the other hand, is locked down tight and so is the hardware. No hacking, no cool new ideas, nothing. So all MS get is the bad press about how shit Win8 is (and it is shit).

    The poor quality of the Surface.

    Oh, and the bad press about blocking the Linux Foundation's attempts to get their own bootloader signed.

    And the other bad press about dodgy firmware that only accepts the MS boot label.

    And the...you get the idea.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A *BIG* difference

      "And the...you get the idea."

      Are the missing words 'other made up shite I am spouting' ...?

    2. IJC

      Re: A *BIG* difference

      Why don't you Linux fanbois go make your own tablet? Then you can hack something that no-one else would want to use so you wouldn't harm anyone.

      1. Richard Plinston

        Re: A *BIG* difference

        > Why don't you Linux fanbois go make your own tablet?

        Well actually 'Linux fanbois' are making tablets: they call them Android, but underneath they are Linux.

        > that no-one else would want to use

        Only about a million units a day for Android.

        1. IJC

          Re: A *BIG* difference

          And there is the problem in a nutshell. Every different flavour of unix/linux. Fracturing all over the place yet again. Except of course with Android you have to pay for the Apple and Microsoft patent licensing or risk the legal big guns being turned on you. Just ask HTC.

          So why don't you go and hack those then? Why do want to install Linux on a Windows tablet? Hardware no good?

          1. M Gale

            Re: A *BIG* difference

            Sour grapes at an OS with a Linux kernel under there somewhere getting to be phenomenally, unbelievably successful?

            Let me look at your posting history...

            Yep. Sour grapes. Sorry boy, but Microsoft aren't going to borg this industry. Neither are Apple, now.

          2. The BigYin

            Re: A *BIG* difference

            "Why do want to install Linux on a Windows tablet?"

            Why should MS be allowed to dictate to me what I can do with my own property?

            Would you be happy with Ford telling you which company's fuel you can use? Or what clothes you have to wear when driving?

            It's the principle. My device, my choice. And yes, before you start, Apple are equally guilty (but they're not a convicted monopolist yet and are not restricting choice on other company's products like MS are).

            1. dogged
              FAIL

              Re:"convicted monopolist"

              you keep saying that, as if MS were convicted of having a monopoly when you KNOW because I and other have told you, this is not the case. There is nothing illegal about a monopoly or about trying to get one.

              They were accused of trying to leverage an OS monopoly into a browser monopoly at a time when the other browser (Netscape Navigator) wanted money for their product and MS didn't. They gave it away for free with the OS. You could still install Netscape Navigator easily enough; IE never blocked Navigator from working.

              These days, anyone who cares can use the browser ballot to install whatever they like. For free. Do you think browsers would be free if not for MS? Because I have to say, I doubt it.

              "convicted monopolist" again and again and again. You don't even know what you're typing. I reckon it's a reflex.

              1. The BigYin
                FAIL

                Re: convicted monopolist"

                "There is nothing illegal about a monopoly or about trying to get one."

                There is about abusing it. Here, let me help you with some basic comprehension:

                Were (are) MS a monopoly? Yes.

                Were they convicted for abuse? Yes.

                Ergo "convicted monopolist".

                "These days, anyone who cares can use the browser ballot to install whatever they like."

                Where's the "Uninstall IE option"? Ah yes, you can never remove it. How cute. And of course MS is now blocking the install of alternative OSs on to most OEM hardware (and yes, I know about MS's terms surrounding SecureBoot and whilst they are not blocking as stated fact but the effect is to block any alternative. I for one hope to see the regulators move on that - certainly given MS's ineptitude with the Linux Foundation boot-shim and the requirement to use an MS OS to proceed with the key-signing).

                "Do you think browsers would be free if not for MS?"

                Yes. Just like operating systems can be free (in terms of beer and speech), and office applications, and drawing programs, and CAD applications and...

                "You don't even know what you're typing. I reckon it's a reflex."

                Well hello there Mr. Pot, how is Mr. Kettle these days?

                1. dogged

                  Re: convicted monopolist"

                  If you use something other than IE and it never touches the 'net, why the hell do you make such a big deal about uninstalling it? Are those 3MB so crucial to you?

                  Answer - no. You're a linux evangelist anyway so you couldn't use IE if you tried, you hypocrite.

                  1. The BigYin

                    Re: convicted monopolist"

                    "If you use something other than IE and it never touches the 'net, why the hell do you make such a big deal about uninstalling it? Are those 3MB so crucial to you?"

                    Well, for starters baking it deeply into the OS in such a manner that it can't be removed was deemed to be abuse of a monopoly position which led to MS becoming a convicted monopolist.

                    Secondly, despite not ever wanting to use IE it keeps popping up. Want to open an XML file? Oh look, there's fucking IE. One used to be able to deal with that relatively quickly by altering the file associations, which is a bloody PITA on Windows 7.

                    And thirdly, it is much bigger than 3mb. So why should I keep code for an application I don't want hanging around as a security risk? Oh, I have to because some wing-nut decided to integrate said security risk deeply into the OS.

                    "You're a linux evangelist anyway so you couldn't use IE if you tried, you hypocrite."

                    I don't think you understand you meaning of the word "hypocrite", so I'll help you with some basic comprehension again. hypocrite, adjective: Person portraying false virtue; or Person who acts in contradiction to their own statements. So I'd only really be a hypocrite if I said "Don't use IE" whilst in fact using it. So I can't be a hypocrite on my GNU/Linux systems as they don't run IE (IE6 could be run in WINE I guess). I could be a hypocrite on my Windows system, but I've gone to great pains to avoid IE altogether because is it so bloody god-awful.

                    As for being a "linux evangelist" (which would be quite a compliment if it came from someone with any clue as to what they were talking about), if attempting in some small way to defend freedom and foster competition is offensive to you, then I strongly advise to reassess your values; defending oppression does seem like a nice lifestyle. Or maybe you have Stockholm Syndrome, there are people who can help with that.

              2. Chemist

                Re: convicted monopolist"

                "Do you think browsers would be free if not for MS?"

                Well they bloo** well were before IE !

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: free browsers

                  Not to mention the fact that IE started as a tweaked version of an open-source browser (Mosaic) and IE7 was the first version that contained none of the original Mosaic code. So much for "toxic open source"...

              3. Richard Plinston

                Re: convicted monopolist"

                > Do you think browsers would be free if not for MS?

                Before IE there were several web browsers available for various systems.

                Mosaic was free, and there was a Windows port. """While often described as the first graphical web browser, Mosaic was preceded by WorldWideWeb and the lesser-known Erwise[5] and ViolaWWW.""" these were also free.

                Netscape's browser was free for non-commercial use but commercial users were expected to purchase Netscape's web server on which the business was based.

                IE was written by Spyglass on the basis that they would be paid $5 for every copy sold. By giving it away for free they avoided giving money to Spyglass, though later court action had MS have to give some anyway.

                The basis for free was to drive Netscape to bankruptcy. Netscape had announced that the web could support web based applications that would replace desktop computers. These would run Java and Javascript and would bring back centralised computing. By killing Netscape MS managed to hold back computing for 15 years (1995 - 2010) and the industry is only now realising what Netscape intended.

                But, of course, IE is not free at all. It is simply a part of what you pay for when you _buy_ Windows.

        2. The BigYin

          Re: A *BIG* difference

          To add to Richard's excellent response, there is the PengPod and the Vivaldi Tablet, plus any number of "odd ball" things coming out of China. Oh and the WebOS unit that HP dropped during it's most recent schizophrenic fit. Need I go on?

          If you hate Linux, good luck in using your fridge, PVR, eReader, car and router; all of which are probably running a Linux in one form or another.

  9. Jess

    20 seconds from off to usable desktop on my laptop (Not from suspend)

    but it is a Raspberry Pi velcro-ed to an Atrix Lapdock (Running RISC OS).

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just bought kids 3 slabs for the kids, me 1, wife 1, in laws 2.

    The technology, two Apple i4Chumps, at great cost. And then 5 Androids.

    I would have bought Microsoft, but I said time and time again, I hate the Ribbon, I hate Metro, and I hate the lack of an up key. Their loss. I would have bought five boxes, but they can go f*ck themselves.

    I'm still a fan of SQL Server, c#4, and Linq. But they are wandering down a path, where they employ thousands of people under the guises of project manager, business analyst, and marketing consultant, all considerably less intelligent than me, (and much less intelligent than their techies,) and they want to tell me, what it is I am to find useful. They want me to spend 10 minutes a day, searching round the screen for a place to click that will move me to the parent directory, when the computer could do it in a second.

    Well I'm not going to. They can sod off. I'm happy to go back to Unix system programming. Windows 7 will last me a decade. I've bought 5 Android tablets just to avoid buying Microsoft.

    I will not be pushed by some thick style over content tosser, who thinks that because all they do all day is Powerpoint from one location, that that's all I need to do.

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