back to article Sky support dubs Germany 'Hitler's country'

It seems that it's not just the Greeks who are comparing German Chancellor Angela Merkel to Nazi-leader Hitler: Sky support seems to share the view that Germany is still in thrall to the long-dead dictator. An El Reg reader preparing to move to the country of lederhosen and oompah bands was explaining his decision to Sky's …

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  1. Winkypop Silver badge
    Coat

    Oh that's a bit nazi

    Sorry

    1. dougal83
      FAIL

      Re: Oh that's a bit nazi

      Oh dear, you should be!

      This another example of political correctness gone mad? In effect, a name simply associated with a country is not offensive in any shape or form. Although if for example the customer support agent added "Hitler[']s country[, where he will gas you ya filthy Jew!]", now that is pretty much universally unnacceptable.

      Epic fail.

      1. h4rm0ny

        Re: Oh that's a bit nazi

        So you'd be happy for Britain to be known forevermore as Thatcher-Land? Or Tony Blair's Kingdom?

        1. dougal83
          Meh

          Re: Oh that's a bit nazi

          I would not give a monkey. Didn't your dear mummy teach you that sticks and stones may break your bones but names will never hurt you?

          Some people are offended by nothing. Grow up.

  2. Tom 15

    "will take any necessary disciplinary action"

    Uh oh. Off to Dachau!

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: "will take any necessary disciplinary action"

      In the present case, that would be Diego Garcia.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "will take any necessary disciplinary action"

      Followed by a nice little bit of recycling.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonderaktion_1005

      I think it is a little unfair to modern Germans, for example, if you want to find people who like to pretend that the above didn't happen in their country, then you need to look a bit further east.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "will take any necessary disciplinary action"

      those little Hitlers at sky...

  3. hamsterjam

    My German father-in-law...

    ...maintains that the Austrians are the cleverest people on the planet.

    Why?

    Because they've managed to convince the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

    1. stanimir
      WTF?

      Re: My German father-in-law...

      Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

      It's an old joke (regardless 41votes it's very old one) and it's about Mozart!! No one thinks Beethoven is actually Austrian.

      I am just shocked that no one noticed and I consider myself musically inept.

      Below it's a wikipedia quote:

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born to Leopold Mozart (1719–1787) and Anna Maria, née Pertl (1720–1778), at 9 Getreidegasse in Salzburg, capital of the Archbishopric of Salzburg, a former ecclesiastical principality in what is now Austria, but then was part of the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation.

      1. majarambuz
        FAIL

        Re: My German father-in-law...

        Actually, Austria was part of the Holy Roman Empire too. In fact the Emperor was a Hapsburg. Continental history is just so complicated.

        1. stanimir

          Re: Hapsburgs

          @majarambuz

          The House of Habsburg rule ends in 1740, Mozart is born in 1756...

          Francis I was emperor at that time (1756) and he was mostly French.

          The point was about Beethoven considered Austrian, he was born in Bonn and I know no single person who thinks Beethoven is Austrian (unlike Mozart).

    2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
      Happy

      Re: My German father-in-law...

      I think there's at least one PhD to be had on the thesis "Whenever something goes wrong for Germany, look for the Austrian."

      Kick off event of WW I.

      Instigator of WW II

      I'm fairly sure a few more could be added to the list.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    To be fair to Sky...

    ...I'm kidding, of course. It's Sky and they are a useless bunch of c**ts.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: To be fair to Sky...

      Sky is a self fulfilling entity.

      With no competitive (expensive) bids everything would be on free to air...

      Think about that next time you loose your F1 to sky...

      It's the customers that give sky the money to take stuff off free to air.

  5. Ralph B
    Thumb Down

    You'll fit right in

    So, a chatty Sky support rep makes a jokey but slightly dodgy cultural reference in a private chat to a customer and the humorless Reg-reading customer immediately publicizes it, no doubt resulting in the punishment and/or sacking of said Sky rep.

    Frankly I'd've expected better of a Reg reader, but, as I say in the title, they should fit in perfectly in Germany.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: You'll fit right in

      It might be jokey and slightly dodgy if you know the person in question. This advisor didn't so its out of order.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You'll fit right in

        "It might be jokey and slightly dodgy if you know the person in question. This advisor didn't so its out of order."

        Which country is Sky support based in? If it's outside Europe, the cultural insensitivity might be more forgivable.

        One could argue that the employees are paid to deal with UK customers regardless of where they're based, but realistically, *if* this was an outsourced job, it'd be pretty dickish to blame some poor low-wage sod who was employed due to his country's lower wages and made an ill-judged comment without quite realising some people would find it offensive.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: You'll fit right in

      Hehe. Getting downvoted for suggesting the Germans lack a sense of humour! Who knew that Reg readers were so politically correct! :-)

      1. Beau
        Holmes

        Re: You'll fit right in

        "Germans lack a sense of humour!" No they don't!!

        Mind you, it is different to everyone else's.

        1. Paul_Murphy
          Joke

          Re: You'll fit right in

          I remember telling a German girl the following joke:

          Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

          A: Two

          And she thought it funny due to the mice having little paws - I then had to explain that in English the word screw had another meaning. :-)

          She was disappointed.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            German humour

            In Germany, KFC often gets referred to with the pun-based nickname Kentucky Schreidt Ficken (Kentucky shouted "Fuck")

            It's cheap, but it would do well on British TV if it translated.

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              1. kissingthecarpet
                Trollface

                Re: German humour

                We were not much better when we had an empire - we just only did it to the "colonials", so no-one in the UK noticed. Its amazing how many Brits think the Empire was a paragon of ethics & brought wonderful British values to the rest of the world. We succeeded where the Nazis failed because we did it slow & clever rather than blitzkrieging all over the shop.

                Thank fuck karma is an imaginary religious construct - if it wasn't we'd be bang in trouble now. Not for nothing does half the world think that the Illuminati are British :-)

    3. CCCP
      WTF?

      Re: You'll fit right in

      Hang on.

      You're basing your funny rebuke on the fact that all Germans are comically challenged and spiteful. Nice.

      Humourless or xenophobic... hmmm... I'll take humourless thanks.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You'll fit right in

        And as a character-based anecdote-

        I once mortally offended a German airport official by hanging out too long in the Bakery in the airport in Hannover ... and turning up only 5 mins before flight thus causing a string of events such as baggage unloading-reloading, the poor fellow having to accept that logically I was actually there and that he had to let me on my flight, and the smallish regional jet taking off like a missile with the nose pointed very much skywards at max acceleration with people holding on tight, so it could make up a couple of minutes on a short hop so as not to delay Lufthansa''s rather fussy business customers!

        So, sorry Germans, plus, hey, it was fun.

        1. SuccessCase

          Re: You'll fit right in

          Who says the Germans don't have a sense of humour. I was once flying with Lufthansa and a flyer sticking out the seat pocket had the headline "DIE FIRST CLASS." (no kidding).

          I thought one of the jobs of marketing is to work out how words sound in other languages.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: You'll fit right in

            Reverse example: I once passed a cinema in Germany and the poster said "Die Hard". I actually got as far as looking up "Hard" in my pocket dictionary before realising they were showing foreign films..."

          2. jphb
            Big Brother

            Re: You'll fit right in

            On my first visit to Germany a few years ago, I flew into Dusseldorf to catch a train to Essen. DeutscheBahn did their best to make me feel at home, producing a train that was slow, dirty and late. The Ruhr river looked like a country brook. Essen was fascinating, practically every building in the city centre had been destroyed by allied bombing during the (don't mention), except for Mr. Krupp's factory which they'd somehow missed and had since been converted into a branch of Ikea. Wandering around the city on Saturday afternoon (all the shops closed at 4 o'clock) I found myself looking at a row of little Swastikas and pictures of Adolf Hitler - I thought the philatelist's shop could have chosen it's window display more carefully.

            1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
              Happy

              Re: You'll fit right in

              " I found myself looking at a row of little Swastikas and pictures of Adolf Hitler - I thought the philatelist's shop could have chosen it's window display more carefully."

              F'nar, f'nar.

              I had not realized Germany had repealed the law on Nazi symbols and memorabilia. Tricky given the swastika is a sacred symbol to IIRC 3 religions.

        2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: You'll fit right in

          I once mortally offended a German airport official by hanging out too long in the Bakery…

          You mean you arrived after the gate had closed? Then they don't have to let you on at all. And being punctual has as much to do with not paying fines on missing start times as it does with keeping business class customers sweet. My guess is that you were lucky being in Hannover which is a small and, therefore, more flexible airport.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: You'll fit right in

            I don't think it was closed, just very, very close to that time, but yeah, seems they were flexible, if somewhat irate ;)

            1. Monty Burns

              Re: You'll fit right in

              If the gate wasn't closed, they wouldn't have offloaded your luggauge. BUM (Baggage Unload Message) should only be issued from DCS once the airline has closed the flight I.e. the gate is closed.

              So, either the story you tell is being "massaged" or something VERY non-industry standard is being actioned.

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: You'll fit right in

          My shit got kicked off the plane in Hamburg for being 3 minutes late from the Diners lounge. The Luftwaffe chick at the gate obviously had Colonel Rosa Klebb as her private role model for friendly tolerance.

          When rebooking the flight my boss inflated himself to his full importance and threatened the check-in woman with the: "Do yo think I will ever use your airline again?"-speech. Which caused a genuine full-on smile: "You will have to sir, we are the only airline servicing that route".

          *That* was fun - And he had to pay through the nose for rooms at the SAS-radisson hotel across the street from the airport as well - because it was HE who absolutely had to go to the toilet on the way to the gate.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: You'll fit right in

            You will have to sir, we are the only airline servicing that route

            Love it. You should see how some people treat service personnel. To me, that is a sign of very bad manners so I'm glad she had a nice comeback. Ditto for stewardesses, you should see some of the crap they have to put up with.

            On the flip side, if I *do* treat people like human beings I have the expectation to be treated the same. I once was on an emergency diversion from London City to Stansted (you know, the home of Ryanair) do to hydraulics issues, and I raised merry hell there with the company that was supposed to take care of by then fairly traumatises passengers. If you would treat cattle that way you'd be arrested, and this party had kids and elderly people in trauma condition. It wasn't the fault of the people on the ground - their management just left them hanging without any instructions or resources.

            All is well that ends well - they lost the emergency handling contract that very evening.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: You'll fit right in

              To me, that is a sign of very bad manners so I'm glad she had a nice comeback.

              It is stupid too. The humble customer service person is authorised, on their sole discretion, to pay up to EUR 700 to cover the inconvenience one might have by the luggage not arriving on time, f.ex. Why piss them off?

              My daughter got 200 EUR for clothes in Paris from Air France, on a budget flight! I got a decent pair of trousers, jacket, tie and a shirt from BA because they lost my luggage on a morning flight and I had a meeting.

              Sometimes the service staff take revenge: One bloke in Copenhagen was really bollocking the check-in girl over some problem with the required special handling of his excessive amount of stupid designer-luggage, 20 minutes we had to wait in line behind this c*nt. FINALLY - his luggage goes on the transport, the guy turns around, a luggage handler emerges from the nether regions, pick up his stuff and trows it onto several trolleys ... bound for bomb-disposal training in West Africa, one assumes. Everybody saw it, nobody said anything ;)

              1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
                Thumb Up

                Re: You'll fit right in

                > Why piss them off?

                Too true. I was waiting in Denver baggage reclaim when I heard myself being paged. I went to the designated agent, and with a smile and my best "resigned, but light-hearted" tone said "I'll bet you're going to tell me my baggage missed the connection?" It wasn't his fault that Heathrow had screwed up, and he was visibly so pleased that I wasn't going to be bolshie that I got twice the number of AmEx vouchers that the more difficult passengers did.

        4. jubtastic1
          Thumb Up

          Re: You'll fit right in, late for Lufthansa digression

          Munich, late 90s, was travelling on a train from Nurenburg when I realised I'd screwed up the times and was going to be late, the train appeared to be most of the way there so I held some hope that we might arrive early, but German trains arrive at their stations at the exact second specified on the schedule or the driver and anyone else responsible are whisked away to a labour camp or something.

          Anyway, they were suprised to see me at the closed gate, but I was ushered down to the tarmac and into a small car that screamed across the airport to my plane, idling at the end of the runway, patiently awaiting it's most slovenly bastard.

        5. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: You'll fit right in

          Those small intercity jets at LH are Bombardier and if you've ever driven a 56 ton B-Train for a few hours then got to drive home in your XK-8, you might appreciate why they are piloted as if they were sports cars...

          So it had nothing to do w. you being late.

        6. Monty Burns

          Re: And as a character-based anecdote-

          You obviously have no idea the effect late pax have on a flight.

          No, "he" did not have to let you board the plane. If the boarding gate is closed, its up to the pilot to decide to allow you to board an no one else, and thats only after its got passed the ground handler.

          Delaying a flight is very little to do with not upsetting business class passengers. Its about people making connecting flights, its about airlines being charged for late departures and its about airlines being charged for late arrivals. And at a big airport like LHR or LGW, missing your slot can cause significant delays.

          Try your attitude at a UK airport and you may well get a VERY diferent response. You only have to watch a few "Come Fly With Me" episodes to work that out.

          Still, as long you had fun eh?

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      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You'll fit right in

        "You're basing your funny rebuke on the fact that all Germans are comically challenged and spiteful."

        We are not very sarcastic and quite literal. It helps when building things.

    4. HMB

      Re: You'll fit right in: Believe in Better

      Frankly I think the Sky customer in question would have let it slide.

      But this is Sky...

      They believed in better.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You'll fit right in: Believe in Better

        So did Marlon Brando. Oh, "better". OK.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Customer Service...

    .. When I phoned them to tell them I was leaving I was told that I was "Cutting off my own nose to spite my face".

    Nowhere near as bad as what's being reported here but given that Murdoch just called Charlotte Church, former Crimewatch presenter Jacqui Hames and actor Hugh Grant."scumbag celebrities" I guess being offensive is just second nature to people in Sky.

    1. Peter Storm
      WTF?

      Re: Customer Service...

      "Murdoch just called Charlotte Church, former Crimewatch presenter Jacqui Hames and actor Hugh Grant."scumbag celebrities"

      Pot, kettle, black?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Customer Service...

        Maybe he meat "funbag". Not Hugh OFC.

  7. Lee Dowling Silver badge

    When working in customer support, always think of the worst possible response you could get before saying something.

    Because if the guy on the other end had been German (i.e. moving back home), or Jewish, or was the EU minister for racial relations or whatever, it was never going to end well.

    I predict someone only got a slap on the wrist and a harsh word, but it could result in you being sacked. Maybe that's what the guy was after - I know a few people who work in customer support who like to "go out with a bang" when they go, even if it ends up costing them their last month's wages.

    1. HMB

      That's the sort of thing people say at the pub that's full of crap.

      Who the hell wants to pay over £1,000 of wages just to make a daring remark to a customer?

      1. Oliver 4
        Happy

        full of crap

        I've never been to "the pub that's full of crap." - Not sure I want to either...

        1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

          Re: full of crap

          That's generally the toilet..

          Given the amount of available target area and the size of the average male appendage there must be a large amount of people with *serious* deformities or eyesight problems to still miss the urinals and make puddles on the floor..

          1. Michael Dunn
            Joke

            Re: full of crap

            Ahem. One usually goes to a pub to imbibe some substance which can seriously interfere with one's control functioning, hence the Percy Target Miss!

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That's a Turing Test failure

    only question being, is Sky's customer service staffed by bots or outsourced people in a far-flung part of the world?

    1. wowfood

      Re: That's a Turing Test failure

      Probably outsourced. Quick google search, Abbas appears to be an indian name.

      1. Andy ORourke
        Facepalm

        Re: That's a Turing Test failure

        must be outsourced then as we dont have any "indians" woking over here.................

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        2. micheal
          Joke

          Re: That's a Turing Test failure

          I only seem to get Scot's when I call, so Abbas must be a scottish name

      2. Michael Dunn
        Headmaster

        Re: That's a Turing Test failure

        I don't hink Ferne Abbas is in India!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: That's a Turing Test failure

      Hitler's "Mein Kampf" is very popular in Pakistan. The support person might just be making conversation?

  9. rurwin
    Holmes

    Is it just me, or does that Sky Rep fail the Turing test? His responses sound very much like ELIZA or PARRY.

    It's more likely of course that English is a second language for him, (which with a name like Abbas seems likely,) and that could be why he was not aware of the emotional baggage associated with Hitler. After all, you don't need to teach sales drones about European history in order to up-sell Sky Movies.

    1. BoldMan

      That was my immediate reaction to reading the transcript, especially after the "Thats great to know about you" which sounds like a boilerplate response

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Agree, people who mostly read from a script often appear to be candidates for failing the Turing test.

      It''s like people who have obviously gone on touch-feely courses asking "where did you go on holiday" answer - "I don''t do "holiday", I'm in IT" ;) or "what did you do at the weekend" - answer, "nunya" and "you don''t want to know, mate" :P

      1. BorkedAgain
        Thumb Down

        Spot on.

        Bit of a shame. Can't honestly say every conversation I've ever had in any of the languages that weren't my native tongue have always remained perfectly polite, but then I'm lucky enough not to work anywhere as oxymoronic as Sky Customer Services...

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    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You may be correct. A quick Google will show that there was recently an "Adolf Hitler" store opened in India. It plain and simply was a name chosen at random effectively. Poor owner did not know his history, he chose the first famous sounding name he found. :P

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Unprofessional but meh

    Yeah it's unprofessional and a stupid comment to make to a customer (well, anyone really). But meh. News worthy? Me thinks not.

    If I remember correctly, it was once Hitlers country..

    1. Christoph

      Re: Unprofessional but meh

      "If I remember correctly, it was once Hitlers country.."

      So? This was once Cromwell's country, should everyone living here be blamed for a nasty military dictator long in the past?

      And if you want to disparage people based on the actions of their government there's another country that goes round invading and occupying countries that have not threatened them in any way. Much more recently than 1945. Hint: It's not due East of here.

      1. dotdavid

        Re: Unprofessional but meh

        "So? This was once Cromwell's country, should everyone living here be blamed for a nasty military dictator long in the past?"

        I don't think the support rep *blamed* Germany for Hitler.

      2. Connor

        Re: Unprofessional but meh

        "So? This was once Cromwell's country, should everyone living here be blamed for a nasty military dictator long in the past?"

        Yes, but are they? To this day I am still amazed by the brilliant PR machine that the Germans employed post WWII. It wasn't the Germans that did all those nasty things during WWII, oh no, it was the Nazis, or better yet the SS or the Gestapo. The Germans were just as much victims as anyone, apparently, victims of the evil Nazis. Every film, TV series, book and video game calls the Germans from 1933-1945 - Nazis, as if they were entirely different race to the indigenous Germans. The Germans managed, somehow, to extricate their name and race from all those abominable acts, and offer up another patsy - a political party.

        One wonders if, in another 100 years the history books will record Hitler as having been born in Naziland and annexing Germany first, completely removing the Germans of all culpability.

        It's a shame for the Japanese that they didn't have a PR man of Germany's calibre post WWII. All the heinous acts of WWII committed in the East, were simply committed by the Japs. I find that disparity somewhat troubling.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Unprofessional but meh @Connor

          So given the choice of being shot for ignoring your call up papers or being given a gun and a chance of coming out the other end alive you'd choose to be shot? You cannot blame the people when a country goes to war. It's usually the politicians who are to blame. If ever there is a war with politicians and their families on the front line leading the battle then I might consider a war just. Whenever Bush or Blair went to Afghanistan, for their safety, it was not reported until they had returned to the comfort of their gin palaces. Did these two not consider the safety of the soldiers they were possibly condeming to death in order to puff their own self esteem?

          1. Michael Dunn

            Re: Unprofessional but meh @Connor

            " If ever there is a war with politicians and their families on the front line leading the battle then I might consider a war just. " The last British Head of State to lead hi troops into battle was, of course, George II at the battle of Dettingen. Presunably the Brits won the battle, hence Handel's Dettingen Te Deum.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Unprofessional but meh

          Quite right. And Bomber Harris destroyed all those cities full of civilians single handed. We have a memorial to Bomber Command.

          Even though it turns out that, not only was precision bombing with Mosquitos far more effective (about 6 times in terms of military effectiveness per £ spent) and safer for crews and civilians, but the statisticians knew perfectly well that the mass bombing campaign was hideously inaccurate and rather ineffective. One reason this country was so poor post-WW2 was that we spent so much money and resources on heavy bombers.

          Pot meet kettle.

        3. Dodgy Geezer Silver badge
          Holmes

          Re: Unprofessional but meh

          ...To this day I am still amazed by the brilliant PR machine that the Germans employed post WWII. It wasn't the Germans that did all those nasty things during WWII, oh no, it was the Nazis, or better yet the SS or the Gestapo. The Germans were just as much victims as anyone, apparently, victims of the evil Nazis...

          Ummm... I hate to enlighten you about this, but that PR trick was dreamed up and implemented by the Allies.

          At the end of WW1 we stuffed the Germans. 20 years later they went for a rematch. So at the end of WW2 the one lesson we had learned was - 'don't stuff the country'. But the French still wanted someone to blame. So we made up the story that it was all the bad Nazis fault and ran a program of de-nazification. The idea was to treat the Germans well so that they didn't look for 'best of three'.

          In fact, the main thing that stopped the Germans starting up again was having their country split in two and half occupied by Russia. I note that it has been about 20 years since German reunification, and with the Euro collapse it looks as if they are well on their way to a third attempt at European Hegemony...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Unprofessional but meh

            "The idea was to treat the Germans well so that they didn't look for 'best of three'."

            Given that they'd already lost the first two, best-of-three would be kind of a waste...

        4. Local G

          Re: Unprofessional but meh

          "The German government has announced its decision to raise the aid it gives to Holocaust survivors. The reparation amounts for 2011 will stand at 110 million Euros per year, up from 55 million Euros in 2010."

          Can you imagine American or English children agreeing to be taxed to pay reparations 65 years after the crimes committed by their parents?

          Not likely.

  11. Jack Project

    Do they have M and S in "Hitler's country"?

    Max Moseley showed us something similar.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      S & M?

      Or are you looking for sensible slacks?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Sky is "conducting an internal investigation .."

    ... Presumably an inquiry to determine how the conversation could possibly have got this far without the customer being told that packages can't be cancelled or downgraded via any medium as customer-convenient as Live Chat.

    The customer should already have been told by this point that "for his convenience" he needs to call back, and in a queue for 45 minutes, being pushed from pillar to post.

    Outrageous!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un

    yeah, Hitler was a bit naughty, but he was no Jimmy Savile

    1. hplasm
      Happy

      Re: by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un

      Congratulations, you have successfully mastered 'Newthink'

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un

      Yeah, Hitler made the trains run on time, but Jimmy liked to show people the Age Of The Train. :P

      1. fridaynightsmoke
        Coat

        Re: by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un

        Jimmy Saville and The Age Of The Train, eh? Shame he didn't seem to take any notice of the age of anything else....

  14. Piro Silver badge
    FAIL

    I'm offended..

    Purely on the basis that it says "Hitlers country" as opposed to the correct "Hitler's country" - although that claim is in dispute, at the least the grammar would be right.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I'm offended..

      Wouldn't that be Hitlers' Country?

      1. Piro Silver badge

        Re: I'm offended..

        Surely that would mean you're talking about a group of Hitlers, who own the country.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Headmaster

      Re: I'm offended..

      <-- pedantic grammar nazi alert, oh wait... as you were

  15. Andy Christ

    Don't mention the war!

    I did, but I think I got away with it.

    1. Anonymous Coward 15

      Re: Don't mention the war!

      Well, you started it!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Don't mention the war!

        I don't remember Christ invading Poland? :\

  16. Knowledge
    FAIL

    What's worse...

    is that he missed the apostrophe. Tut. Tut.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Fucking, Austria

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

      Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Fucking, Austria

        I'll bet that spoiled her Fucking holiday, the Fucking tourist.

      2. Shades
        Thumb Up

        Re: Fucking, Austria

        If I were sad enough to have such a thing, that Fucking page would be my favourite page on Wikipedia:

        "The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

        "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking — and it's going to stay Fucking."

        Although the Germans are serious contenders in the places-with-funny-names competition by having a mountain called Wank where you can stay in the Wank-Haus, ride the Wankbahn, and you can also get yearly Wankpass. They also get bonus points for, at the top of Wank, being able to see the whole of the Zugspitze and the Wetterstein.

        Yeah, I used to read Viz far too much! Fnarr Fnarr

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Fucking, Austria

        That town in Austria gets filtered out by my work's proxy... It thinks it's a bad website (well it is Wikipedia).

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Fucking, Austria

          Is that anywhere near the village of Wankum where I spent many a cold night playing soldiers in the early eighties?

  17. tkioz
    FAIL

    Wow... no matter you personal opinions, how the hell does a customer support person say crap like that?

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How do they say that?

    The manual has a little section on friendly banter...

  19. Platelet

    El Reg "seems to share the view that Germany is still ..."

    "The EU prevented Germans invading anyone for record period..."

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/12/european_union_wins_the_2012_nobel_peace_prize/

    Maybe El' Reg can offer Abbas a job?

  20. andy gibson
    Coat

    "Bridge building effort"

    To me that's A Bridge Too Far.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    by all accounts, a bit of a wrong 'un

    Or, perhaps, just a bit ahead of his time. Keep a careful eye on the 100th anniversary.

  22. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

    Was momentarily confused here

    Somehow I read "Sky has apologised directly to the customer, and offered £50 in Marks & Spencer tokens" as Sky giving him 50 Marks. Must be the overall German theme of the article...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Pint

      Re: Was momentarily confused here

      I'll admit that I wondered who Spencer was, but then I remembered the line from "Good Omens" about Marks & Spencer.

  23. Liam Proven Silver badge

    A consequence of the Hitler clothes shop?

    "Abbas" is very probably young, Indian & working in a call center in Hyderabad or Bangalore or somewhere - a very different country with a different culture from Europe.

    As was evinced by the recent clothing emporium called "Hitler":

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19433343

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19481400

    There, all the name carries is a vague implication of someone very strict, apparently.

    He has quite possibly heard of the story of the clothes shop and does not realise, any more than the shopkeeper, what implications the name carries.

    This is no worse than many a Brit thinking that "Mahatma" was Ganhi's first or given name, or not having a clue who Rabindranath Tagore was.

  24. Jim 59

    Abbas

    Abbas said a stupid thing but the customer overreacted by posting it to a national magazine. Sky gave him an apology and comp, which seems fair.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Nationality?

    Does anyone know the nationality of the support person?

    Could Sky be subbing this out to a call centre in an eastern European country or some other place where they have different views and attitudes toward things like this?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Nationality?

      "Different", you could definitely say that.

      http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/features/nazi-hunter-lithuania-hunts-ex-partisans-lets-war-criminals-roam-free-1.251272

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    "You started it!"

    "No we didnt; you invaded Poland!"

  27. K555
    Facepalm

    Shocking!

    I cannot believe what I have just read. Total and utter failure to make correct use of an apostrophe.

  28. Christian Berger

    Of course if it was Sky Germany...

    ...the real news would be that they gave _any_ reply after knowing it was about a cancellation. Seriously those people don't even get their mail from the post office.

  29. James 100

    After going a few rounds with Vermin Media Retentions department, who tried to tell me that, among other things, Elf N Safety forbid fibre to the home(!) and ADSL can't be cheaper than £1 per Gbyte, I'd say this guy got off lightly.

    Glad to hear it's possible to cancel via the online chat system, though, rather than paying for an 0844 or 0871 scam number - about time too.

    1. Alex Horrocks

      "No, we can't run fibre to your house, against elf-n-safety sir"

      "But all your adverts say it's fibre and not 'copper like nasty old BT'"

      "Er... *click*"

      Pisses me off more than anything about VM is how they tell everyone it's fibre when it's coax.

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "How are you today?"

    Always give a full and complete answer. Make them wish they'd never asked.

    Eventually it might get this horrible piece of insincerity dropped from all those scripts.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: "How are you today?"

      Well my temperature's a bit elevated, and I've been sneezing, so I might have a cold coming on. I'm also a bit tired. But at least I've just had a nice poo, so I'm feeling light on my feet, and ready to face lunch. On the other hand, I could do with a haircut and a good manicure. My family are all doing well, but a few of my friends have been pissing me off lately. My wife done gone an' left me, my dog up an' died, my only remainin' friends are my guitar and this bottle of whisky.

      Other than that, not too bad. How about you?

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Indian outsourcing

    Penny to a quid this is a customer support centre agent in India. One of our "outsourcing colleagues" had a Hitler quote in his mail signature.

    Also see http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8660064.stm for an indication of Hitler's popularity amongst young Indians.

  32. Anonymous John
    Unhappy

    Damn you El Reg!

    You've given the Daily Mail another excuse to print yet another picture of Hitler.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2218040/SKY-Live-Chat-Help-Shocking-response-Sky-TV-worker-German-customer-contacted-them.html

  33. Jim Lewis

    It might be pertinent to know that Mein Kampf sells like hot cakes in India, where people, (with no sense of apparent irony), make remarks like, 'Hitler is an inspirational historical figure'.

    http://rt.com/news/mein-kampf-sales-india/

    I'm almost certain that yes, Sky has outsourced their support to India and that Abbas is unaware that calling Germany 'Hitler's country' was anything other than a statement of fact.

    It's certainly an interesting lesson in where people choose to take their offences and why the argument that, 'the PC brigade is out of control', is a difficult one to make. If you cause someone to take offence, you have offended them, whether you intended to or not. The extent to which this can be prevented as opposed to apologised for is arguable, but that's what cultural sensitivity is supposed to be about.

  34. Frumious Bandersnatch
    Mushroom

    hitlers country

    Maybe he was just channelling Nostradamus and typo'd "Hitlers country" for "Hister country", aka "the land of the Danube".

    Bestes farouches de faim fluves tranner:

    Plus part du camp encontre Hister sera,

    En caige de fer le grand fera treisner,

    Quand Rin enfant Germain observera.

  35. Joe Montana
    WTF?

    Outsourced to asia..

    The name Hitler just doesn't mean the same thing in most asian countries... Few of them will have learned about him in school, and he was never an important part of their history. Many will not even have heard of him at all.

  36. Van

    Youtube 'german comedy ambassador'

  37. PeterM42
    FAIL

    The BEST reason for leaving Sky...

    ...is that they have started charging Phone & Broadband customers extra for NOT USING their (shite) TV service.

  38. kissingthecarpet
    Meh

    Don't know if its any better

    but when we had Sky in the late 90's the picture used to intermittently go off in heavy rain or wind replaced by a "please wait" screen. Even NTL were better than that.

    Got Virgin now, & I know some people have nightmares with them, but they've been 100% with us (probably down to luck) & they certainly keep boosting the net speed. Pay for Sky Sport still as there's a terminal football addict in the house, though I hate giving Murdoch anything. I wouldn't give him the steam off my piss if it was up to me.

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