Woman cuffed for smuggling iPhones in beer bottles

Empowering Criminals

Obviously the issue here is not the lady smuggling but rather that the beer bottles are clearly a crime enabler and need to be heavily regulated if not banned outright! The thought that beer bottles are directly involved in horrific crimes of this nature is upsetting enough...but the real arse clencher is that as usual our government is weak on crime and the causes of crime.

There is only one answer...

99 bottles of beer on the wall...shoot one down 98 bottles of beer on the wall....

I hate Mondays. Really really hate. Mondays.

I need a pint to get over the horror of it all.

Amateur

She mustn't have been very bright:

1. 'Good' Chinese girls don't drink beer;

2. No-one takes glass over the border from HK to the PRC for re-cycling. That is the task of the super-efficient wizened crones who extract everything that is possibly recyclable from the rubbish collection points in order to make ends meet;

3. In order to smuggle anything across the border, all one has to do is go to a 'shipping' company - the best ones do not have a sign out front. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Apple-mad nation hidden inside empty beer bottles

You can hide whole nations inside beer bottles now? Excellent!

"a new case is uncovered of IP or trademark infringement involving Apple products"

Apart fromall the usual knock-offs we now have iCORNER in SaiGon / Ho Chi Minh. They sell gray market iThingies.

Maybe use Budweiser* bottles next time ...

... no one would look twice at that swill.

* Insert local homegrown bovine urine brand here.