Bollicks
The Human Head is a major source of crufty crap that will rapidly shit all over that one, and others.
'Hi, thanks for taking the time. In my presentation I am going to demonstrate how we via; POP, FMCG, RTO, NPV, CLOUD, SaaS, Paas, NCP, RTI, NFC, SQL, PHP, JAVA and other important technologies will maximise return on "your" investment...
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...Oh. Sorry My PowerPoint Presentation appears to be having problems. Errrrrm
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'That's OK. Obviously not your fault for running Windows Cruftware on a Nice Shiny Unibody. Perhaps I should mention that we are in a FaradApple Cage.'
'Oh, ERM 'K Justin Bieber Man Glasses Then?'