Air and Eee?
Surely they have to release the same software for the macbook air? And the eee has long been associated with bikini-clad babes... Paris because she should be available as an option!
Sick of the muck that's mounted-up on your iPhone's monitor? Fancing having a bikini-clad lassie lather it up and give it a wipe or two? iWash is a new service that lets you get exactly that - virtually. The cute bit's the fact that she does it from inside the handset's screen. iWash's creator, US nightclub chain ClubWest, …
Now if they made it into a 'game' where you (ahem) polish your iPhone whilst the scantily clad became even more scantily clad as a result of good cleansing technique it might be worth $5
Paris, because I'm sure she'll appear on there sooner or later and it's alleged she'll bring a cockatoo