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[It takes more than severe first-degree burns from a drug-related snowboard accident to keep our Tech Venture Capitalist down. This week finds him recuperating, and in a reflective mood - Ed] Where's the Bong? I've been away - but only to hell and back. Let me explain. It was all going so well in the sunshine at Tignes. The …

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  1. IT Hack
    Pint

    Holy crap! Its razorfish all over again!

    Pint - coz we had an on-site boozer

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    WTF?

    ??!!!

    WTF did I just read up there?

    For some reason all I can seem to remember is "lets make love" :P

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  3. Mr Young
    Happy

    I need a dictionary!

    This is making me forget definition of sarcasm - may'be my bladder units need recalibrated?

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Best thing on El Reg ...

    ... since the much-missed Hunter S Thompson spoofs :)

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  5. Ben Rosenthal

    Can anyone translate this to an Earth language?

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    1. Mike Flex
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      The individual words appear to be taken from English but they seem to have been thrown together arbitrarily.

      Perhaps the author was testing a new rnd() function?

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    2. Eddy Ito
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      Translate?

      I'd wager one has to drink the Bong water.

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    3. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Translation

      Can't be done as it would require downing rather a lot of acetone and I promised my wife I'd never do that again - still can't get anything to grow where I puked, concrete even rots.

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    4. Oninoshiko
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      WTF?

      hell, I think i'd accept venusion..

      When did AMFM get a column?

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  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What is this tripe?

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  7. Roger Greenwood
    Black Helicopters

    It was funny the first time . . .

    . . . now just stop it.

    (Icon not seen for a while)

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  8. Aaron Em

    That Nick

    Ugly little podge, isn't he?

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  9. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Meh

    A BOFH for the new Millenium?

    Could be.

    Steve Bong indeed.

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  10. ducatis'r us
    Happy

    satire and fact elide....

    Luke Bozier exists?? Possibly?? Don't know why though.

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  11. Jonjonz
    Linux

    This has a few almost funny lines, but....

    95% of it is crapoo-la.

    We don't need more trust fund kids whining about their adventures.

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  12. Dave 126 Silver badge

    C***

    I wondered what had happened to Nathan Barley: http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/

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  13. t_lark

    The Bozier Mench combo has really worked well. Love the site. Maybe its time to monetize it with some regenerating popups.

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    1. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge
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      Much ado about nothing ....... more needs to be done

      Some intelligent leading content would be nice as a replacement for the present flashy waste of vacant space displayed, t_lark. Such would then surely generate money, which is a great trick.

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  14. Naughtyhorse

    fucking brilliant

    no idea who nick from the apprentice is, so when mrs NH asks who's he i repplied, Just some cunt... she pissed hersel.

    weird thing is i was right as it turns out.

    Brilliant article! thank got for the silicon cul-de-sac

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  15. Naughtyhorse

    Lol nick the dick is a reg reader. poor thing :-)

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  16. Mako

    I have no idea what I just read...

    ...but it has left me frightened and confused and hugging my knees in the corner.

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  17. Intractable Potsherd
    Happy

    I don't care wht the nay-sayers say ...

    ... Bong is great! He fits nicely with the humour on "Twenty Twelve" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00yw1t9). "These will be known as the games that changed the way the world dries its hands" ...

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  18. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

    Worth a chuckle

    ... in my book, anyway. I thought the Ayn Rand / RAND Corp bit was funny.

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  19. wayward4now
    Linux

    Ah! Someone has just refined the algorythm

    that the spanners use to compose their nonsensical filler and are just showing off.

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