Microsoft, the King of sleazebags -- par excellence!
Yuh really have to give credit where credit's due, Microsoft is the absolute King of sleazebags.
Just think, what other company would pirate anti-piracy software, employ it in their products and then start out on a worldwide moral campaign about the evils of piracy; then for good measure sue anyone who pirated Microsoft software?
If Microsoft had never existed and someone had written a novel with this plot it'd be laughed at for being so unbelievable. When the history is finally written about Microsoft, someone will point out that it's put the 19th C. railway baron/moguls to shame with its lower-than-gutter ethics.
I'm feeling as if I want to chunder.