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A former NBA superstar was been tugged in by a bunch of hoop-shooting strippers as their head coach ahead of the launch of a basketball league comprised entirely of topless dancers. The 23-strong Rick's Cabaret International chain of "upscale adult night clubs" set up its league after spotting a hole in the market – due to an …

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  1. Medium Dave

    Finally - A sport I can give my firm support to.

    I feel my spirit lifting. (That's what I call it. Like NASAs spirit, it roves, probes, and lasts longer than expected. And sadly hasn't responded since March 2010.)

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  2. Heironymous Coward
    Coat

    Friday!!

    "..ball-handling skills, as well as both shooting and dribbling.. "

    I suspect some of the audience will also be dribbling at some point, if not downright drooling. A 'select' few may even be ball-handling and shooting. Make sure you get a top-row seat...

    Yeah, the mac..

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  3. KevinLewis
    Coat

    If they are going to be playing in heels they will surely be rubbish at dribbling, unlike everyone else at the venue and watching from home...

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  4. proto-robbie
    Holmes

    ...Businessmen and professionals...

    Indubitably.

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  5. b166er
    Joke

    ...Businessmen and professionals...

    Mutually Exclusive.

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  6. Old Handle
    Pint

    Good Thinking

    I'm a firm believer that everything is better with naked women.

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