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Bloke gets wedding tackle trapped in ring
A Southampton man who got his wedding tackle wedged in a metal ring was freed from his todger vice in the traditional local fashion: by trained fire brigade operatives wielding a grinder. Sawbones at Southampton General Hospital called in the professionals after failing to extract the meat and two veg from the ring. Two crews …
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Saturday 12th November 2011 17:21 GMT Andus McCoatover
Ring, or ringpiece?
Reminds me of my charity fund dare, standing at a bus-stop in Tampere, Finland, holding a vacuum cleaner with the hose stuck down my trousers (attached to nothing!) , asking passers-by "Which 'bus goes to the hospital"? FIM25 (n. €5) for each person that answered. Didn't raise (ooer, missus) much, most people walked swiftly away, or creased themselves laughing.
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Saturday 12th November 2011 17:23 GMT Pascal Monett
"It is amazing what situations some people end up in"
Yeah, because he was just wandering around without pants but with a boner, and happened to trip over something in the tool shed and lodge himself straight through said ring.
Total happenstance. Unbelievable string of coincidences, honest, guv.
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Sunday 13th November 2011 22:57 GMT Anonymous Coward
Jewelers have tools
Even the female ones!
Cross a pair of pliers with a tin opener related to a tiny circular saw blade. There is a thin guard that goes under the ring (usually on a finger, but...) and the "circular saw" is turned by a thumb screw. Gold is not very hard, but patience would still be required. This, apparently, was of a metal that required a /grinder/.
Frankly, even pvc pipe wouldn't be much fun. Although... perhaps that what people who are into pvc do? I admit to having led a sheltered life. Even if I do know a bit about jewellers' tools.
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Sunday 13th November 2011 23:00 GMT Anonymous Coward
Sadly, this is not just a UK phenominon
A little old, but...
http://gallery.longlandclan.yi.org/gallery.cgi/humour/spanner.png/photo.html
One wonders who in their right mind would attempt such an act. And no, I don't think such lifeforms are capable of marriage, no self respecting woman would tolerate such a dimwitted other-half.
Is there a movie where someone sticks their meat and two veg into a ring? I know the movies were blamed for this incident:
http://gallery.longlandclan.yi.org/gallery.cgi/humour/pie.png/photo.html
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Monday 14th November 2011 10:13 GMT Anonymous Coward
Lube won't help
Yes, lube is pretty good, but the point of a cock ring is to restrict the ability of blood to flow out of the penis and keep it particularly erect.
With a hard cock ring it's not possible to take it off without cutting. This is why a soft cock ring or something such as a shoelace should be used.
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Sunday 13th November 2011 23:01 GMT FredScummer
I Imagine.....
....that reporting into A&E in Southampton Hospital could have been an embarassing experience for the guy.
Receptionist: What is the problem?
Patient: I've got my todger stuck in a ring.
Other Waiting Patients : Fall about laughing.
Paris because if he'd have been thinking about her then there never would have been any danger of getting it in the ring in the first place.
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Sunday 13th November 2011 23:04 GMT A J Stiles
Hmm
Next time a woman claims that empathy is strictly reserved to the female sex, just show her a man reading this article, or one like it, for the first time.
We're all born with the capacity for empathy. It mostly gets beaten out of boys by primary school. So strong, however, is the instinct to preserve the Family Jewels at all costs (cos those who lacked this instinct, ended up being nobody's ancestors .....) that every grown man winces a little at stories involving the words "todger" and "grinder".
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