Robot cop tackles mystery tinfoil poo-bomb bandit Toronto residents were hastily evacuated from homes and businesses in the city yesterday as police feared that tinfoil-wrapped packages of human excrement found beneath a car might explode, flattening an entire neighbourhood in a devastating poo-based blast horror incident of some type. Understandably reluctant to tackle the …
Shit happens, but seriously upon reading it does seem somewhat over dramatised. Did the women see the packages and cry wolf and the rest fell into place or was it the police who directed it down this fallen path of its a bomb.
Could of been somebody who had just got out of prison and hasn;t broken the habit of light night toilet visits.
Could of been a bomb dog who has a fecal fetish like dogs do towards crap.
I would also question anything being a bomb described like that as anything that is designed to blow cars up and there is a long history of that, have never ever been deployed as a lose package under a car wrapped as described. Sosomebody somewere had a drama lama day and a funny story ensued. Indeed if they knew it was human shit before they called bomb, then I qould seriously have to question the judgment call of those involved.
Bottom line - shit happens but it aint no bomb.
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