Cyberattack Blighty and we'll use 'military means' - UK gov

British response to a foreign state’s cyberattack and

“The UK has just revised its nuclear declaratory policy, that is a reflection of the way the world is changing,”

So what are we are saying ....... take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure ........ bit harsh for a DDOS, but I guess it might work.

What We Need

is another Cold War.

Send Ann Widdecombe

That's enough to scare them into submission.

Is this a cleverly constructed parody?

Problem: People keep hacking us!

Solution: Fire your sysadmins, use devices and operating systems with built-in protection against attacks, enforce acceptable terms of use policies.

.gov Solution: HOW WE LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND USE THE BOMB.

Military means.... wow, so they're going to put some money into the forces?

I mean, come on...

No aircraft for our remaining aircraft carriers (the most recent refurbished one being chopped up in the middle east)... this means (as we should have learnt when Prince of Wales was sunk by the Japanese - that the whole surface fleet is useless, and because that means no support for the submerged fleet that also is useless.

No ships to ensure the flow of supplies means no oil for the airforce so thats grounded as well (and anyhow theres not enough of it left to do more than a Buck house fly past).

No ships or aircraft mean the army is of no use outside of the UK, even if we could persuade the Belgiums to keep us in guns and spare parts (we don't use our own make of course - this is Britain). Worse I suppose, we buy our army uniforms from China (so if we fall out with them I guess our soldiers invade using camoflage paint all over), our bullets from South Africa (well at least its on the way to China if you take the slow boat....

Oh I love Cam morons empty threats - he's a gem.