They should be running Linux!
Erm, not really sure why, just thought I'd add that in there - one for the penguins - obligatory Linux fanboi reply.
No, really, install Umbongo Nerdy Nutjob across the board, with the Lunacy desktop solution.
It's British! Mark Shuttlecock is a Brit, sort of. Ok, he's not, but Cancomical is a British company. Ok, it's not, but it's got offices here dammit! - I'm clutching at straws here.
Sinclair!
Run the entire event on ZX Spectrums, get around the Olympic Village using a fleet of C5's, eat our national dish, curry!
What could be more British? Bulldogs maybe, or Travellers being shot at by Toffs?
Pah, I scoff at their Microsoft solution, terrible idea. Why install something that only 95% of people are familiar with? That's not a British solution. We demand needless complexity, plenty of waiting and queing for no apparent reason, lots of red tape, lashings of tea, shell suits and bald men with no necks. Warm beer, soggy chips, shit weather - Welcome to the London Olympics 2012! Mind the gap, stay on the right, keep calm, carry on.