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The grandmother of an Ohio man with a serious penchant for plastic has suggested her grandson needs urgent help after he was cuffed earlier this week for engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, had already been arrested five times on public indecency charges when …

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  1. Winkypop Silver badge
    Trollface

    Ohio

    Are women so hard to find there?

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    1. brinkmanjg
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      No, they're not

      Our pervs just happen to be more creative!

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    2. Figgus
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      Trollface

      No, but...

      ... have you SEEN the "women" in Ohio?

      Picnic tables and plastic rafts start to look pretty good in comparison.

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      1. Zippy the Pinhead
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        WTF?

        @figgus

        At least they look better than the "women" from Michigan!

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    3. henrydddd
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      Angel

      Ohio

      Maybe the raft seduced him.

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  2. lansalot
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    ah come on...

    Maybe he was just over-bored....

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      He ran from the cops.

      So I guess he probably intended to lilo for a while....

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  3. Arctic fox
    WTF?

    ...........suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.............

    The poor chap is certainly suffering from some kind of deficit but I doubt that it is a lack of attention at the moment.

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    1. Sir Runcible Spoon
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      Sir

      Damn, you beat me to it :)

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    2. Turtle_Fan
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      As a long time ADD suferrer

      I hate nothing more than seeing what is a pretty tough condition being cited as an excuse for being a dick. ADD is real and it's pretty hard to get people to understand it without it being mentioned as reason to shag inflatable boats.

      Enough already!

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      1. Ty Cobb
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        My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome

        My guess is he is an Aspie - Asperger's Syndrome; essentially a high functioning Autistic

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        1. Il Midga di Macaroni
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          Neither ADD nor autism are an excuse

          Both are very common and normal. He just has a problem with not knowing when it's appropriate to beat the meat.

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    3. g e
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      That'll be

      an Attention Surfeit Disorder then ;o)

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      1. Sir Runcible Spoon
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        Sir

        Perhaps he has a condition called iRIP DD..

        Inflatable Rubberized item protein deficiency disorder.

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Insert object?

    Fnaaaaaaar.

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  5. Mondo the Magnificent
    Go

    Solution

    Weirdo + fetish for plastic = inflatable sex doll reviewer

    That way he gets to live his fantasy in private with a different "girl" every time..

    Solved!

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  6. S Larti
    Coat

    Whatever floats your boat!

    Mine's the plastic mac, thanks...

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  7. Miek

    Well ...

    There was certainly no deficit in his attentions towards the pink pool plaything.

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  8. Tom 7

    shouted at him to knock it off

    bit late for that...

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  9. Jedit Silver badge
    Joke

    With apologies to Olivia Newton-John

    And only say that you'll be mine

    In no other's arms entwine

    But you can't - you're a lilo

    Down by the banks of the Ohio!

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Bravo that man

      I had similar thoughts, but you beat me to it.

      I now feel quite deflated.

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  10. Graham Bartlett
    Gimp

    Error in comprehension

    Inflating an airbed does not count as a "blowjob".

    (Gotta be the gimp mask for this one!)

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Mushroom

      Re: Error in comprehension

      What if it develops a leak and goes down on him?

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  11. Simon Harris
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    begging for it

    When I went to the linked story, I got an overlaid advert for Morris Home Furnishings

    * All Furniture * All Matresses * All Leather

    Now, that's just asking for trouble!

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  12. Richard Scratcher
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    Her name was Lilo...

    ...she was an air bed.

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    1. defiler
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      Alternatively

      I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said

      Lilo.

      L-I-L-O Lilo.

      Li-li-li-li-lilo...

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  13. tommy060289
    Paris Hilton

    Playmobil...

    Or it didn't happen!

    Paris-because she also loves plastic!

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  14. brinkmanjg
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    I live in Ohio and have ADD

    but I don't go around humping pool toys or picnic tables. I take offense at this man's grandmother using ADD as an excuse.

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    1. Annihilator
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      Good for you

      I'm sure you're very aware then that ADD covers a multitude of symptoms, not least one of which is impulsive/erratic decisions and irresponsible behaviours?

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  15. Mr Nobody 1
    Holmes

    This song has no title just words and a tune

    akshully, based on the 'related stories' section, the real formula is 'X cuffed for shagging X'.

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    1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge
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      Akshull...

      Actually it's 'X cuffed for Shagging Y'. Well, except for that story about a man and his trampoline.

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  16. Armando 123
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    Pink Plastic

    Maybe he's just mistaken a puffed-up piece of pink plastic for some Hollywood actress.

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    1. SirTainleyBarking
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      Coat

      Based upon whom?

      Lilo Ferrari?

      IGMC

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  17. Bjorn Danneman

    Rubber Buccaneer

    Demented Are Go! wrote this guys theme song. http://youtu.be/O_P22PvfKg8

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  18. Suburban Inmate
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    Five words for the defendant:

    Buy your own fucking inflatables!

    The one with the bottle of silicone tyre shine....

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  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Confused

    He just confused "poontang" with "pontoon", is all.

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  20. Mike Flex

    You have to feel sorry for him...

    ... this story will be blown out of all proportion.

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  21. Captain DaFt
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    I have nothing to say

    Except that it appears they really love their home furnishings in Ohio.

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  22. proto-robbie
    Headmaster

    I hope...

    ...he gets a nice long stretch.

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  23. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    whatever

    what ever floats his boat

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  24. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    I don't see the problem

    unless the inflatable didn't give consent or was underage

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  25. mhenriday
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    Lester, not to get personal,

    but is it the fornication or the Ohio-man aspect which attracts you the more ? Or is the Reg trying to usurp the Smoking Gun's privileged position on the web ?...

    Henri

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  26. Pirate Dave Silver badge
    Pirate

    He needs to clear the air here...

    everybody knows that raft was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that raft...

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