back to article A Farewell to Oates: Adios, El Reg

A quick note to say goodbye. Today is my last day at the Reg having written almost 5,000 stories, and edited thousands more. I started in 2004 as one of three reporters in a small, grubby office in Brixton, south London. I leave a multi-tentacled organ with offices on Leicester Square, in San Francisco, New York and Sydney - …

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  1. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
    Pint

    So long and thanks for all the fish!

    Raises glass

    1. Aaron Em

      Hear, hear!

      Breakfast beers -- hey, that sounds good. Not much work on this morning anyway. Off I go!

    2. Z 1
      Pint

      I'll drink to that!

      Here's one from me

  2. Andrew Moore

    Surely...

    The correct farewell would be 'I'm going outside; I may be awhile...'

    Goodbye and good luck John, thanks for all the stories.

  3. BRAINPLAN
    Pint

    All the best!

    Best for the future, now go enjoy a cold one and enjoy your extended Friday.

    Cheers!

  4. adnim

    Good luck

    good fortune and take care.

    1. Parax

      re: Good Luck

      good fortune and take cake.

  5. Thomas 18
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    Thanks for all the fish

    and the news stories

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    With a passing nod to Sarah....

    Oh do fuck off!

    Enjoy the breakfast beers man.

  7. Anonymous Coward
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    Clearly a true Region stalwart...

    .. Breakfast beer? Excellent!

  8. Code Monkey
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    Best of British, John

    [tearfully raises a glass icon*]

    * real glass to follow

  9. Trollslayer
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    Good luck

    I hope you had fun and glad you got out alive!

    Thanks for making el Reg with visitng.

  10. Vic

    Tara John.

    Have fun, wherever you're going.

    Vic.

  11. Yag
    Pint

    Cheers!

    Goodbye, and come again anytime

  12. Steven 1
    Pint

    21

    "opens at 9am, and has a full range of breakfast beers" - I'll drink to that!

    All the best John, good luck in the future.

  13. Thomas 4

    Thanks for the great articles John

    ...and don't be a stranger in the comments section.

  14. Emo
    Pint

    Good luck for the future

    May the Vulture be with you always.

  15. Paul Crawford Silver badge
    Pint

    So long and thanks for the fish

    Have some Friday enjoyment and good luck for the future.

  16. Danny 5
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    not in the habbit

    of checking who wrote which article, but i have been enjoying el reg for many years now and that's due to all the people writing here (that, and the flamewars the mods allow us to have on here).

    I wish you all the best and thanks for the past 7 years :)

  17. IglooDude
    Pint

    Cheers!

    Fair winds and following seas to you, you'll be missed.

  18. Anonymous John
    Unhappy

    Don't blame you.

    It hasn't been the same since Sarah left.

  19. Robin Wauters
    Trollface

    Best of luck

    And hrrr. well, best of luck.

  20. EddieD
    Pint

    Ah well, fare thee well...

    Have fun, and keep taking things no more seriously than they should be - "Breakfast beer"... I wish my local did that - it's all coffee and croissants these days :(

  21. Anonymous Coward
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    Thanks, I've loved your work

    beers!

  22. Simon B
    Pint

    Good luck

    Good luck to you, mine's a beer!

  23. Ian Ferguson
    Pint

    Have a good 'un

    Cheers for the laffs :)

  24. Locky
    Pint

    Good luck

    Now pub

  25. ColonelClaw
    Thumb Up

    o/

    Good luck and all the best

  26. Peter Gathercole Silver badge
    Pint

    Oh well, might as well join in

    Thanks, and hope you enjoy whatever it is you are going to.

  27. Blofeld's Cat
    Pint

    Farewell...

    Good luck, and to misquote Rick Blaine:

    "You'll always have PARIS"

  28. Uncle Slacky Silver badge
    Stop

    First CmdrTaco, now this!

    Be honest, you guys are up to something, aren't you. It's too much of a coincidence.

  29. Chronos
    WTF?

    Is everyone buggering off?

    Rob Malda

    John Oates

    Steve Jobs <- the one that affects me the least

    WTF is this, musical chairs? Some sort of wind-up? The 1337 leaving with the aliens? Tell me it ain't so! ;o)

    Good luck in your future endeavours, John.

    1. Code Monkey
      Alien

      Re: The 1337 leaving with the aliens?

      Yup. Commentards get the "B" Ark

      1. Chronos
        Joke

        Re: "B" Ark

        Red hats or blue?

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    Thanks for all the laughs as well as news

    and good luck :)

  31. Olafthemighty
    Pint

    Thanks, John

    Some cracking stories over the years. G'luck.

    <-- You've probably had enough for now but feel free to put this aside for later.

  32. Havin_it
    Black Helicopters

    Exodus!

    First Jobs, then CmdrTaco bailed from Slashdot yesterday, now Oates....

    Do they know something we don't?

  33. Anonymous IV
    Unhappy

    First Sarah, now you...

    <sob>

  34. davemcwish
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    Wot ? No humourous photo like Sarah The Moderatrix

    Shame...

    All the very best for your next endevour. Hopefully you'll have more time to spend with your jalopy.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      You'll be wanting

      the second photo on the following page then...

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/18/el_reg_birthday/page4.html

      1. Andus McCoatover
        Windows

        Heh!

        Thanks for that link. Nice to see the team that's provided my daily must-have read for so long.

  35. TX_SS
    Pint

    Awww Maaaaaann

    Sorry to see ya go John, your stories were always a good read. Good luck to ya, now get out :)

  36. Dave 64 Silver badge
    Pint

    so long

    and best of luck

  37. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Not another one!

    FFS, has Vulture Central installed a giant trampoline in its head office?!

    Anyway, good luck John. You've always been the "body" to Lester's frothy "head". Just don't take *all* this place's spirit[s] with you.

  38. sandman
    Unhappy

    Ta and goodbye

    Have fun whatever you do after you sober up!

  39. MisterPhillip
    Trollface

    So long then.

    And don't come back!

  40. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    A foamy salute then

    Don't get stuck in breakfast, though.

  41. Jedit Silver badge
    IT Angle

    "A multi-tentacled organ"?

    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

    Jonotsukidoji: Legend of the Register. You will be missed.

    1. fishman
      Devil

      So,

      So, are ou implying that the Register = Overfiend?

  42. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    thank you friend

    best of luck to ya

  43. Piro Silver badge
    Pint

    Good luck..

    ... In your future endeavours!

  44. Rob Daglish
    Pint

    Good Luck

    I'm starting to worry about working conditions at el reg...

    That said, all the best for whatever you do. I'm might even try a "breakfast beer" in toast tomorrow (pun slightly intended)

    Cheers.

  45. John Gamble
    Coat

    Good Night and Good Luck

    Herding cats..., er, building up El Reg must have been an exhausting experience. Have a good rest, then get to work on that Java replacement.

    1. john oates (Written by Reg staff)
      Happy

      cheers

      Thanks John, and everyone else.

      Funnily enough 'herding cats' was exactly how the job was described to me by Drew...

      1. Andus McCoatover
        Windows

        Cheers, John

        Thanks for all Your stories. Very heartfelt wishes for You and Yours for the future.

        Oh, herding cats? My mate was a mushroom farmer. Dunno how many points he got for the 'drive' nor for his 'pen'. Must've been buggers to herd....

  46. umacf24
    Unhappy

    The Register tone of voice

    Hope it stays the same!

  47. Will Godfrey Silver badge
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    Nooooo.

    Another one going.

    Was it something we said? (or a lot of somethings)

    Oh well...

    "The moving finger writes... then buggers orf"

    Have a good 'un.

  48. Captain DaFt
    Pint

    Best of luck, and best wishes!

    Wow, this has been some month!

    In the past 30 days, I've ridden out my first tornado, my first earthquake, Jobs resigns, Taco quits, Sarah says so long, there's a hurricane on my doorstep, and now you're leaving!

    Oh well, I always was cursed to live in interesting times, so here's another bon voyage toast for you! (It's already afternoon here, but I'll assume you're still at breakfast after all the other libations.)

  49. SteveD
    Pint

    sadly missed

    I met John as part of the PARIS project, lovely chap, went out of his way to help me out in Spain, I don't speak spanish. Good luck with the new job

  50. Anonymous Coward
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    Err...

    ...what everyone else said. Thanks and good luck.

  51. Scott Earle
    Pint

    "I am just going outside"

    Surely Oates' last words should have been that he "may be some time", no?

  52. Andus McCoatover
    Windows

    Is this?

    With Sarah Bee, and now with John Oates leaving, a "Stephen Elop" effect? Something happened to my favourite daily organ (No, not that one)

  53. cdilla
    Pint

    Good luck

    Good luck in your future endeavours. You are one of the better (ex) Reg Hacks.

  54. Anonymous Coward
    Pint

    9am beer?

    Ahh, a late starter then.

    All the best for what comes next.

  55. Not Fred31
    Devil

    the downhill path

    The downhill path of El Reg continues :-(

  56. John Angelico
    Coat

    Ah, so long...

    ... and thank you for being had!

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