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A Californian man staged a dirty protest in a police cell after he was arrested half-naked in a cemetery. Shawn Batie, 42, was nabbed in a boneyard near the town of Lodi, in California's Central Valley, after police were called to investigate reports of a half-naked man "yelling in the dark". They found Batie "standing in the …

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  1. John Smith 23

    hmmmmmm.....

    and the IT angle is ?

    there is usually an attempt to give one !

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    1. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)
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      Re: hmmmmmm.....

      Oh, Christ.

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      1. hamcheeseandonion
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        IT Angle

        Re: hmmmmmm.....

        Never mind young Sarah, these things (I hesitate to ascribe any form of sentience here) are sent to try us.

        Put the Sarah "Fist Of Death" Bee persona back in its wee padded cell for the moment.

        Oh and BTW....it even neglected to use the proper icon.....bless...so here it is

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    2. The Beer Monster
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      ummmmm...

      It's in Bootnotes. No IT angle required.

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    3. Adam West
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      FAIL

      re: hmmmmmm

      Is 23 your IQ, John?

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    4. BristolBachelor Gold badge
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      Joke

      IT angle

      BOfH has finally snapped...

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    5. Anonymous Coward
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      Anonymous Coward

      Read the article thoroughly

      You will noticed that IT is part of genITals

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  2. s. pam Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Them Whacky 'Mercans

    What will they do next to try to get a chance at bedroom golf go with Paris?

    PS> She said the reply was tiny, like the offender!

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  3. Winkypop Silver badge
    FAIL

    @ hmmmmmm.....

    Oh dear, these young ones are slow to learn....

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  4. Suburban Inmate
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    Smeared "mess" on the walls, eh?

    Could have been worse.

    Could have been Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen.

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  5. John Sturdy
    WTF?

    WSTOTC?

    Wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket? Horrific. Won't somebody think of the children?

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  6. Anonymous Coward
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    I have but one question

    what colour was the scrunchie?

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    1. ravenviz Silver badge
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      Re: I have but one question

      I only realised when you asked that I had imagined it to be purple!

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  7. Peter Clarke 1
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    Police are slipping

    I spotted at least two 'justifiable' actions that could have earned him a tazering!

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    1. BristolBachelor Gold badge
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      two actions?

      I can only see one 'justifiable' action...

      Being in range of the tazer :)

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  8. Velv
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    Oakland Raiders Jacket

    He sounds like a typical Raiders fan to me :)

    (Mine's the Chargers jacket)

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  9. Mazer
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    Come on, double entendre people!

    "Shawn Batie, 42, was nabbed in a boneyard near the town of Lodi"

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  10. Anonymous Coward
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    Aye, aye.

    What's going on here Master Batie...?

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