Ooohhh... I can't wait...
No, seriously... I really can't wait to pay Microsoft, perpetual-fees, to do what I do now, with my own software... on my own, fully-functional, computer... with the data that I create/own/control... the way -> I <- want to use it... when -> I <- want to do it.
Instead, I (along with so many other "users") would MUCH rather hand ALL CONTROL over to such a trust-worthy, honest, mega-corporation... who always seems to, so efficiently, and safely, work, so-selflessly for me (and all the other consumers, and business-interests)... AND, add the additional uncertainties of Internet-access into the most basic operations of my data-processing needs... AND, continually worry about, externally-imposed, "upgrades", "incompatibilities", endlessly-changing "features", "fees", "licensing", and "billing"... ALL to make the wealthiest (and most legally-dubious) software-company in the world... wealthier, and even more powerful and controlling.
...</SARCASM>