Today, Prince William and Kate Middleton gave 'royal approval' to Abbey 3D, an app that offers a tour of Westminster Abbey in 3D, even showing users areas that are off-limit on Wedding Day. Bless. There's also a photo gallery of previous weddings as well as biographies of those involved, not to mention the regular updates and …

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT jonathanb

I've made just one purchase for Royal Wedding Day

My one and only Royal Wedding Day purchase is a Eurostar ticket to Paris to get away from it all.

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT Anonymous Coward

royal condoms

sound like a jolly good idea, they would help prevent more royals which can only be a good thing.

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT Getter lvl70 Druid

google 'that scheming Kate Middleton"

68,900 hits.

Don't know folks, something is not right with that chick - I'm kicking back in mountains of Tennessee and even I can smell her bullshit from here.

You do realize this will be the biggest reality television show ever made, right? I feel sorry for the Prince, I really do, due to the drama he's going to face on a day-to-day basis from her.

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1. Tuesday 19th April 2011 09:14 GMT Anonymous Coward
  
  68,900 hits ?
  
  That's nothing, search for "that scheming kate middleton who eats baby brains" and you get 133,000 hits which means it must be way more truer than what you said.
  
  Then, when this page gets indexed, it'll be 133,001! Making it even more truer.
  
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2. Tuesday 19th April 2011 11:46 GMT Code Monkey
  
  Scheming
  
  If she wants to scam some loaded inbreds good luck to her. Maybe hers will be the scandal to rid of these talentless bastards once and for all.
  
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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT heyrick

The day is getting closer, I'm so excited!

...because then it'll all be done and I won't get it force-fed to me any more.

There's still time for Kate. She's a pretty girl entering the royal nuthouse. Look how much good that did Di.

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT jake

Somewhere ...

... I have a Richard Nixon urinal mint. Unused, I hasten to add ... Might even say it's in mint condition ;-)

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT Alan J. Wylie

Number one google hit for ...

"Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring"

(NSFW)

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 07:21 GMT Yet Another Anonymous coward

Combined with Duke-Nukem 3D

And there's an app I would play.

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 08:22 GMT takuhii

WTF?!!

Where's the icon that looks like a wanking hand!! What a waste of an app!?

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1. Tuesday 19th April 2011 09:14 GMT Anonymous Coward
  
  Don't worry
  
  There's not a limited supply of apps, people can just write them to do whatever they want.
  
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Tuesday 19th April 2011 09:16 GMT Anonymous John

One souvenir I will certainly not be buying.

http://www.personal-choice.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.pbv.v5.tpl&product_id=1127&category_id=71&vmcchk=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=156

(Not that I will be buying any.)

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 09:52 GMT Winkypop

Oh dear....

....I still remember Chuck and Di's wedding.....I can't take any more of this quaint buffoonary!

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 11:46 GMT dotdavid

Commemorative Plate

The best piece of Royal Wedding-related merch I saw was the commemorative personalised paper plates available on eBay...

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1. Tuesday 19th April 2011 13:35 GMT Tuwongfu
  
  Commemorative Plate V2
  
  This has to be my favourite plate so far!!
  
  http://www.firebox.com/product/3425/Unofficial-Royal-Wedding-Plates
  
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Tuesday 19th April 2011 13:36 GMT Mark .

Seems fitting

A wedding that many of us don't care about.

An app only for platforms that most of us don't run.

(Well, at least they included Android, but once again, we see 3rd place Apple being catered for, whilst market leader Nokia gets ignored. Next.)

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 13:57 GMT Yet Another Anonymous coward

I love royal weddings

When big ears married barbie we got the day off school and we went to the seaside

There should be a royal wedding every friday.

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 14:13 GMT Spit The Dog

Oh dear 2

It's going to look like Vulgaria (in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang for you youngsters). That's why the tourists come to London, coz they think it's Vulgaria and to try and spot Baron Bomburst...

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Tuesday 19th April 2011 18:33 GMT Mick Stranahan

Time to dust off

my "Cromwell didn't for far enough" t-shirt

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