Peeks or perks?
> If you watch the XXX vids, which we did in the interests of investigative journalism and data science,
Yup. journalism's a dirty job. We should be thankful someone else does it on our behalf.
A blue-movie actress skyrocketed to internet fame overnight this week as a video of her having sex inside a Tesla Model X on Autopilot mode went viral on Pornhub. The nine-minute clip (and, no we aren’t linking to the video, find it yourself) has a whopping 1.9m views and counting on the world's most popular porno site. You …
The nine-minute clip (and, no we aren’t linking to the video, find it yourself) has a whopping 1.9m views and counting on the world's most popular porno site.
The nine-minute clip (and, yes we are linking to the video, so you don't have to find it yourself) has a whopping...
I have never in my life seen such filth and degradation. (Worse than Hull. Worse than Slough. Worse than [shudder] Milton Keynes.)You, sir, should be ashamed, ashamed I say, to call yourself a commentard. If only the Sainted Ms. Bee were here, she'd know what to do with the likes of you.
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"When I were a lad the best we could hope for was a blow job from yer mates mam in yer dads Allegro. And we were grateful."
Luxury....we had a spit-roast with our neighbours cousin, in a Reliant Robin, doing 48 MPH, during a snowstorm on the M1, with the windows down and with broken window wipers. The heating didn't work, the car was running on red diesel, and the plastic covering on the seats tore our skin off.
And you try telling that to the young people of today - they wouldn't believe me.
Reminds me of an NTSB report on a light aircraft crash in California about 30 years ago. The aircraft was flying low over a lake and did not pull up when it reached the hills around the lake. The pilot and his female passenger were both killed. The report said that the pilot was distracted and failed to maintain clearance with the terrain.
It also said his severed penis was found in the woman's mouth.
This is all well and good (and a bit dangerous too), but this can only lead to a sequel, where said couple are the first to f*ck outside Earths atmosphere (at least as far as we know/have been told) and maybe these might be the first customers for SpaceX's planned trip to the moon and back:
Now that might bring in some $$$ revenue for Mr Musk on a PPV ;-)
I for one have always wondered if there’s not been zero grav sex yet. The ISS has been up there for a while and has often been coed (more interested in the hetero end of things). I suppose many of the folk up have steadies back on Earth. And it’s govt-run and not exactly privacy central.
But what’s a little sacrifice in the name of science? Or to be 1st?
Has anybody kissed and told?
I seem to remember reading about one porn film that used the vomit comet to film zero g sex scenes....
I would not be surprised if some of the ISS crew has engaged in coitus in free-fall, at some point there will need to be a full study done if we're to leave this planet for any length of time.
We'll be coming right over... ...the seats, the dash, the steering wheel, possibly even the headliner on a good day. Yuck.
Resale value of used Teslas just nose-dived.
We'll need to wear hazmat suits, just like Top Gear's Richard Hammond after his old BMW was examined by Manlove forensics. You may Google it if you need a laugh.
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...to your door, they will take your particulars down and create a rest for you both, for not abiding by their legal rules, not law, rules. also beware the cuffs will be on and you will bend over for them, or the judge. these sad masters will lock you up and keep the key, for afters.
Wouldn't it be the height of irony if some couple kills themselves (but hopefully no innocent bystanders) whilst trying to procreate in a driving car?
The stupidity and recklessness of such an act is beyond belief. These people should be locked away in our planet's stone age and told to evolve into more responsible beings
Doffs hat at the late, great Douglas Adams.
Your wish is my command" - behold:
(7 May 2000, Italy) Full speed ahead!
A young couple was killed in a freak car accident in Chieti this weekend. Germano and Franciska were discovered almost completely naked, and investigators assume they were having sex in their small Italian vehicle while it raced along Abruzzan roads at upwards of 80mph. Italian youngsters commonly use their cars for romantic trysts when parents forbid sex before marriage. But it is a mystery why this pair chose sex in a car travelling at high speeds over country roads. Germano lost control of the car in a bend, and the 27-year old man and his 20-year-old paramour were killed by the impact.
Don't fear the reaper ...
In Blighty several drivers (particularly bikers from the cases I remember) have been done for speeding / dangerous driving for posting online videos of themselves being so dangerously stupid.
There was a thing a few years ago of posting Youtube videos of yourself doing stupid speeds on public roads. Often at night as you can't do 150mph on the M25 normally...
Anyway PC Plod was using the self-published evidence in court. As this is clear evidence of dangerous driving (don't know what the equivalent US offence would be), and the identity of the offenders is pretty clear as well - I'd expect them to get a visit from the boys in blue if this hit the headlines over here. Would that be as likely in the US?
Wouldn’t it just be simpler to have a bigger car, a chauffeur driving it and the man and his girlfriend/tinder date/prostitute can then copulate in the back, in comfort and safety?
Or perhaps a time machine driven by a madman. But what happens when you conceive in the vortex?
Maybe coincidental, but I cannot find news stories of Tesla employees demonstrating recklessly high levels of confidence in their autopilot software.
By showing such disregard for life, I support an investigation of the incident. It might seem like innocent fun, but the fact remains that 40k Americans died on the road last year, and the rest of us have to bear rising insurance premiums due to others irresponsibility.
With more auto-pilot and completely autonomous modes coming available, people are going to do other things while the car moves between point a and b. Sex, Porn, Gaming, Sleeping, etc... All are going to become commonplace in the future.
Though... Tesla sounds like they specifically want this.
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