back to article Is that rain or tears of frustration on your face? Google Cloud bursts, Console and Dataflow washed away for hours

Google Cloud Platform (GCP) has been under the weather today, failing to respond to developers for several hours and counting. The outage, which began around 09:58 Pacific Time and is still ongoing at time of writing, appears to be limited to the the Google Cloud Console, the web-based interface through which customers can …

  1. RyokuMas Silver badge
    Trollface

    Curious...

    Interesting how this has been up for twelve hours without comment... where are all the usual comments about how unacceptable this sort of thing is?

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    Oh wait, it's Google Cloud, not Azure! That explains everything!

    1. Doogie Howser MD

      Re: Curious...

      Probably because there aren't that many folks on Google Cloud. If it was AWS or Azure, the lynch mob would be out already.

  2. fredesmite
    Mushroom

    Cloud computer is nothing BUT

    Someone else's computer.

  3. TheVogon Silver badge

    "failing to respond to developers for several hours"

    I expect both of them went to the pub instead.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "I expect both of them went to the pub instead."

      That's harsh - their friends might have joined them too...

  4. PeterM42
    Facepalm

    Ah! - Clouds

    Those things that blow away in the wind.

    Now you see them, now you don't.

  5. Grumpy O'Toole

    "Gotta be the DNS."

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