
Who wouldn't be happy with that much pussy around?
Singaporean border officials were taken aback at just how happy one gent was to see them – particularly when the bulge in his trousers started mewling. Further inspection of the man's drawers revealed that not only was he excited to cross the border from Malaysia, but his package was also packing a full complement of kittens …
This is clearly an appalling infringement of this man's religious liberties!
As he's obviously a cataholic.
My coat? Why thank you. The large one over there, with the purring noises coming from the pockets.
The IT angle is because in his trousers he had a mobile phone and a spare cattery...
OK. Sorry. Really going this time...
"Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn't going to take long. My pussy's been locked up for eight hours."
"Do you know, I found my pussy trapped in my drawers."
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/laughs-oddities/125689-mrs-slocombes-pussy-quotes.html
The Aristocats would have been fine!
(First film I ever saw at the cinema, coincidentally...)
nope, I meant the Aristocrats
The inclusion of (sic) was intended to head this confusion off but the joke doesn't really bear this analysis
Whilst the family was sitting at Christmas dinner table recently, my grandson turned his phone round to show his mother the cute picture of a kitten he'd found on FB or some such. My son in law muttered "Great, teenager surfing for pussy in the internet". My daughter replies "You're lucky Dad (ie, me) is sitting between us, or I'd have thrown something at you". Hilarity ensued.