No, that's the suggestion.
UKIP screwed its members at the weekend by doubling the price of branded condoms for sale at the party's conference as supplies started to run dry. Sunnylvsfjorden Fjord in Norway with a cruise ship Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters READ MORE The youth wing – …
Why would ukip-eers be wanting condoms? Don't they need all the vulnerable young minds they can get hold of for indoctrination into the 5th Reich?*
"Give me a child until he is 7 years old and he will be mine for life". Not, you might be surprised to hear Jimmy Saville - but Machiavelli - and also the Godbotherers Collectives. It's harder to break beliefs, structures & mindsets taught in early life - than it is to break later ones.**
*The 4th being Dickwitian Inbredistan***.
** Which explains redneck fundamentalists - they're a mental age of 7 for life (all the inbreeding & Waltons Mountain University***)
*** thank you John Cadogan.
Reading the article it seems someone is either trying to be funny, not realising UKIP is more free market/libertarian or an SJW.
"UKIP screwed its members at the weekend by doubling the price of branded condoms for sale at the party's conference as supplies started to run dry."
Responding to market forces (supply and demand) is screwing its members when their product is popular?
"But as demand outstripped supply, those spotty-faced capitalists exploited their electorate."
People who understand how the market works and so demonstrate a shocking competence in how the world works considering general reporting of youth wings.
As for something to print on the next batch- For winners
Dont be like that. Not all remain voters are idiots
Unlike the noticeable majority of Leave voters. After all, who in their right mind leaps out of the frying pan (as Leavers describe the EU) and into the fire? Yes, the fire. You're still waiting for all your wonderful Day One free trade treaties to be signed, as promise by your magnificent-brained leaders. And especially after the German car companies had strong-armed Mrs Merkel into bending over and forcing the German government to submit to your every wish, so that you arise triumphant from the ashes of the failing European Union.
But do they have the BSI Kitemark or the CE symbol on signifying EN ISO 4074 compliance?
The CE symbol verifies that
the product meets the essential requirements
of the medical device directive 93/42/EEC and
2007/47/EC. Manufacturers are required to follow
specific conformity assessment procedures
that include submitting a dossier to a European
Notified Body. Compliance with EN ISO 4074
(European designation for the standard) can be
taken as evidence of compliance with the essential
requirements of the medical device directive.
Manufacturing facilities are required to be certified
to ISO 13485.
"Back in the days when the excuse was "The English have landed".
Many of the wars between England and France were about various English (French descended) rulers trying to retain or increase their French holdings. IIRC Mary was the one who lost the last possession in France - "When I am dead [...] Calais will be engraved on my heart".
Don't be a May - use one each lay.
Don't be a fool - cover your tool.
Rather than thank her go be a wanker.
Make her mind easy - go wrap your squeazy.
Herpes: the gift you shouldn't keep giving.
(A picture of a dart board with the condom about to hit the bullseye.)
Slippery when wet.
Objects in hand may be bigger than they appear.
Wrap it in plastic before you get spastick.
Put it in a sheath lest you bequeath.
You'll get better rumpy if you cover your stumpy.
Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the steak & don't forget to give your waitress a generous tip!
Cherry* flavoured - lose your cherries, no cherry picking or cherry pickers.
E129 colouring red - Approved in the EU and US, Undergoing phase out in UK.
E154 colouring brown - Approved in the EU for dyeing kippers only,
E909 sweetener -spermaceti wax (synthetic). Industrial lubricant.
E numbers courtesy of the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA), the agency of the European Union (EU) that provides independent scientific advice and communicates on existing and emerging risks associated with the food chain
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