One local council may have a slight problem.
Last time i was on our Councils website, i came across* the list of registered private hire drivers.
I kid you not, at the very end there was , ref. something like XY8939 - a horse, a frikkin horse, with a name , let's say Dobbin. Or Fred or something. Good look with that driver complying with the required reporting of alleged crimes.
On the matter of horses and crimes, i'm reminded of a matter a few years back.
Chesterfield Council employed a horse (and his cart) to ferry all the waste material, boxes and that away from the market. Multiple trips per day.
At some point they had to sack the horse as it had taken to mugging the shoppers of their recently purchased carrots.
Poor beast, no notice, no pay in lieu of notice, no 5 years pension payment, contract car, or golden bung to prevent spilling any "rotten" beans. So much for equality in council land.