back to article Which reseller pleased fatcats today and rhymes with let's mute a centaur?

Computacenter – one of Europe’s largest resellers – today reported Q3 financials that are sure to warm the cockles of investors' hearts: sales jumped by a fifth as businesses splashed the cash on tech kit and services. Total reported turnover for the calendar third quarter ended September jumped 27 per cent to £931m; this was …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Did you run out of rhymes?

    Here's one for free,

    Whose sales just jumped 27 per cent, with a 50 per cent increase in product sales, and rhymes with placenta.

    Your welcome.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        No, it was Fujitsu, I thought it was pretty obvious.

    2. JudeKay (Written by Reg staff)

      "Yon boot - polenta?

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    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Oracle. Because it's delivered by twats?

  2. Kevin Johnston

    So..

    profits are up, return to major shareholders is up and operating costs are too high...

    Thanks for turning things around serfs but take a pay cut or get out. Did I get that right?

  3. ffRewind

    Which reseller is going through a purple patch and rhymes with magenta?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Hitachi?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Early Learning Center?

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