back to article Despite being totally Megless, HP Inc stands on its own two feet

HP Inc continues to thrive in the PC and printer markets to the tune of double-digit revenue growth. The personal compute side of the Hewlett Packard breakup soared past analyst estimates to report a solid Q3 for FY 2017, ended July 31: Revenues of $13.1bn were up 10 per cent from the year-ago quarter and well beyond analyst …

  1. James 51 Silver badge

    Double digit growth, earnings per share beats expectations by a cent (just over 2% in this case) and the share price is down over 1%. What do you have to do to keep the blood suckers happy?

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Get exactly the same as the number analysts pull out their tombola the quarter before - not lower, bit higher.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge
        FAIL

        not higher...

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

          Print it, print it

          @Dan 55

          not lower, bit higher

          Higher! Lower!

          @tfewster

          (Or that the old HP would have been better off without her)?

          Didn't he hp do well?

          It's the moment of truth

          RIP Bruce Forsyth

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      @James 51

      "What do you have to do to keep the blood suckers happy?"

      Squeeze the customers until the pips squeak

  2. tfewster Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Megless

    Are you implying that HPE would be better off without Meg (Or that the old HP would have been better off without her)? I couldn't possibly comment.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Keep up, boys

    Stock photo of the logo they haven't used for about a decade.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Keep up, boys

      @AC

      Decade old logo

      Is that about the last time they invented anything?

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Despite"?

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    HPLaptops are OK,except...

    ...I wish they would dump the Broadcom WiFi clients...the Intel WiFi clients are a bit better. Best would be the Qualcomm Atheros kit.

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