back to article 'Would you like fries with that?' The cloud wants to know

Oracle's fired up a cloud service that it says can automate and refine the question of whether you'd like fries with that when ordering food at a restaurant. Big Red's Hospitality wing has created new “Data Science Cloud Services” that include the “Oracle Hospitality Menu Recommendations Cloud Service”. That offering is …

  1. RJG

    Are you so deusional

    that you think that I somehow forgot to order fries?

    (yes, I do ask that. The response is interesting)

  2. FozzyBear Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    I wonder if they will expand into the sex industry.

    "I see you have ordered the life sized Arabian Stallion Dildo. Many customers ordering the same have enjoyed our strawberry flavoured lubricant. You can upsize to the tub sized version for just an extra $1 more"

    1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge
      WTF?

      One has to wonder

      How do you know about Arabian Stallions or their dildos?

      How do you know about strawberry flavoured lubricant and that it comes in tubs?

      1. frank ly

        Re: One has to wonder

        One of you needs to get out more but I'm not sure which one.

        1. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge
          Coat

          @Frank ly

          For some reason that quite made me chuckle and I can't understand why

          Thank you

          I'm off out

        2. FozzyBear Silver badge
          Happy

          Re: One has to wonder

          Oh it must be the other guy, most the sexapades are done outdoors!

  3. Arthur the cat Silver badge

    Would you like fries with that?

    Not if they're called Stephen.

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