Who would win in a fight between Alexa, Siri, Bixby, Cortuna, and a dead crab?
"tell it who you are, what your product plans are, and what chipset and programming languages you will use."
Oh, yes, hello, I am Dave "Anonymouse" Null and I am planning to insert a device into a life-size My Little Pony replica, for, um, research porpoises.
"Did you just say porpoises?"
No, oh, excuse me, I meant to say purposes.
Great. I'll be using the world famous 4K4 embedded microwhatits. Here you go:
And I'll be programming it with the Whitespace language:
"Okay, we'll get back to you."
Hey, that's not a no! :)