I've never understood this.
The guy said some mild stuff, that's not really toxic, and swear-words - oh noes! What if kids visit the site?
Remember in my day (like a few years ago) I learned all my swear-words in the playground, since year 2 really. When did we fix that?
Or toxic in the other sense? Did he put up anything about oppressiveness of urinals and start a somehow successful campaign get the toilets in the library closed off for 2 months to knock through a wall?
.... yeah you can guess what happened to me recently. I live on campus but I'm not a student, I fucking hate students.
Lastly I can relate to this. I was staying over at another uni for a while, same room as usual, and the laundrette's overpriced but functional coin operated washing machines required an app, a walk to distant building to buy a £2 card.
To wash you'd have to put credit on your card on your computer. Go to your phone, put the card up to a machine on the wall, it'd display a QR code, which you scan with the app, then put a 16 digit hex number into the thing on the wall then put your card back onto it.
Topped up - that's the end of step 1.
To use a machine (BUT YOU CAN SEE IF THOSE FUCKERS ARE IN USE ONLINE NOW - SO HOORAY!) you scan it's QR code with the app, then you wait, then it wants your card, you hold your card to it and wait. Then it gives you another QR code you scan with your phone and you can finally start the machine.
Also the card can only be topped up with £5 £10 and £20, the machines don't cost nice round numbers, you'd have to have £185 to have an even number of washes and dries - that's 50 washes.
( = LCM(220+150,500) )
Before I sign off this message:
FUCK YOU CIRCUIT YOU CUNTING SPAZ WANKERS, seriously YOU SPECIAL NEEDS WASHING MACHINE LICKING WHORING BASTARD FUCKING TWILIGHTER FUCKWITT CUNTS. I WOULD PAY MONEY TO *COUGH* ASSAULT A SELECT 3 OF YOU THEN DRIVE OVER (so you go properly under the wheels) AND ENJOY THE FEELING OF MY JEANS TIGHTENING WHEN THE CAR BUMPS ACCORDINGLY.
I HATE YOU CIRCUIT LAUNDRY LLC!
Does that make me toxic?
El Reg maintain my AC status please.