back to article Repentant priest from Cuntis sorry he dressed as Hugh Hefner

A Spanish priest who dressed up as Hugh Hefner – flanked by two men in Playboy bunny outfits – as he rode a float at carnival in the Galician town of Cuntis, has been forced to apologise. Juan Carlos Martínez dressed as the Playboy mogul on his carnival float, while his companions simulated "erotic acts" on him. According to …

  1. Gordon Pryra
    Gimp

    Galician town of Cuntis

    This whole story seems like some kind of forum troll honey-pot run by the FBI

    No comment

    1. Solarflare

      Re: Galician town of Cuntis

      I know a guy from Galicia, I will now happily point out the town of Cuntis to him.

  2. wolfetone Silver badge

    "And Jesus said to his apostles: 'Dont ever pretend to be Hugh Hefner in Spain and have a laugh. There's no time for laughing or having the craic'"

  3. frank ly Silver badge

    I only read stories like this in The Register, so thank you. Maybe I need to get out more and widen my reading horizons.

  4. DougS Silver badge

    I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

    If instead of two hairy men dressed as women simulating sex acts with him, he had two beautiful women simulating sex acts with him.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

      They would have turned a blind eye if the bunnies had been much younger perhaps?

      1. techulture

        Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

        Younger - and boys. :-(

    2. M7S
      Coat

      Re: I wonder if the church would have been more or less upset

      Upset? No, hopping mad.

  5. Mr Dogshit

    There was a young man from Cuntis

    Who said “I know what fun is!”

    To dress up as a playboy

    A curious ploy

    And yet I’m not sure I should have done this

    1. TitterYeNot

      Oh go on then, it's Friday afternoon...

      There was a young priest from Galacia

      Whose float was considerably racier

      The Church said "Not funny

      To be humped by a bunny!"

      He replied "Well at least twas no fellatia!"

  6. Black Rat
    Gimp

    I love El Reg, it brings me all the best wierdness

    1. A. Coatsworth
      Go

      And the weirdness of the actual note is *nothing* compared to the commentards throwing limericks about it. Absolutely fabulantastic!

      (never was a description as appropriate as the tooltip of this icon) ---->

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cuntis

    Grew up near there, never thought how funny the name must look for English speakers, and the subject of the article just brought it home. The pronunciation in Galician is something like Coontis, not sure it that makes it better or worse ...

    1. Mitoo Bobsworth

      Re: Cuntis

      Well, there is a small town in the Chichester District of West Sussex called Cocking - maybe the residents should meet up somewhere for some sort of exchange. I know of this Amish village in Pennsylvania, USA, called Intercourse...

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Down with this sort of thing!

    Careful now.

  9. Chris G Silver badge

    Disgusting

    Who would allow two corpulent middle aged men to dress in Bunny suits and then appear in public?

    After looking at the link I need mind bleach or maybe half and hour perusing some mind cleansing 'normal pron.

    1. Chemical Bob

      Re: Disgusting

      Vogons

    2. Warm Braw Silver badge

      Re: Disgusting

      Given what the bishop likely wears to work, the Bunny suits seem quite restrained.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Disgusting

        That's no reason to bash him.

  10. W.S.Gosset Bronze badge

    Cuntis is wet

    And he did nothing at the time? Rather than being offended, they should hail the Great Cunctator!

  11. Glenn 6

    Twin City

    Cuntis needs a twin city - and I have just the suggestion: Dildo, Newfoundland (Canada).

  12. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    To paraphrase Commissioner Gordon (when confronted with the Joker's "electric gambling torture truck"):

    "A crossdresser simulation of gay sex with a disguised priest carnival float? The mere possession of such a vehicle breaks 27 state laws."

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