The only reason they bother is so they can keep claiming their 10 quid per Android handset sold. It's 'patently' obvious.
Mine's the one with the S7 Edge.
Microsoft's first-quarter results for its 2017 fiscal year reveal a four per cent year-on-year fall in profit and 10 per cent dive in operating income. Just before the quarterly results were announced, Microsoft's stock was down about half a per cent to $57.25 a share. Then when the figures landed, and despite the fall in …
>Nadella reported that Windows 10 users now number 400 million, and more than 200 billion hours of use time has now been logged by Redmond.
Because that isn't creepy, is it?
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
SatyaNad is coming to town.
He knows when you are gaming
Knows every spelling mistoke
He knows if you are goofing off
So be good for goodness soke
You'd better not copy, *his* Windows
But you couldn't say "no", not by clicking "close"
SatyaNad is coming to town!
He's murdered his own channel
Sucks all into the cloud
All your base belong to him
Clicked "Upgrade" - or not, he's allowed
Oh, Tel Emetry is so much fun!
He even knows,
When you're browsing pron
SatyaNad is coming to town
I must confess a secret
I installed Win10 too
But only for B.Y.O.D.
It ain't *my* data - Woohoo!
Oh, I've kept it in,
Its own little VM
I gotta laptop, with loads of mem,
SatyaNad is coming to town
I'm not sure what he's thinking,
When apps are in the cloud,
There'll be no need for Windows t(h)en
And no casual dev's allowed.
He'd better watch out,
And he'd better cry,
AWS is eating his pie,
Maybe SatyaNad is leaving this town!
"anything critical of Microsoft seems to get downvoted these days."
Not quite anything. When the news is something particularly egregious they seem to keep their heads down. But it was informative that the first vote on your post was a downvote, so have an upvote for balance.
... as popular as a rattlesnake in a piñata.
Now hang on, I can see that catching on. Instead of an election we could just give Clinton and Trump each one stick and let them go at the piñata simultaneously. We'll keep the rules simple, no antivenin allowed, survivor wins.
Wait, I just realized the poor rattlesnake doesn't stand a chance being the least venomous of the three. I guess it's back to the caged death match idea then.
P. Lee, thank you for the laugh :thumbsup: . It immediately brought to mind this old gem.
Windows 95 is 32 bit extension for a
16 bit graphical shell for an
8 bit operating system originally written for a
4 bit processor written by a
2 bit company that doesn't care
1 bit about their customers.
I guess that makes me old even in dinosaur years.
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