All the craply named products with little purpose will vanish.
Im not going to bother with my new product now:
More refined than a McDonalds milkshake and more proceased than a German cheese...meet Civet.
We'd explain why our system is better than other systems but you probably wouldn't understand.
What we can tell you is that our technology is guaranteed to be:
2. Not what anyone else is using.
3. Permanently in beta.
4. Forked every which way to Sunday.
5. Badly documented.
6. Laden with dozens of depencies that will take an afternoon to install.
7. Shipped with its own web server.
With our tech you can easily do what can easily be done with anything else such as:
2. Parallax scrolling.
3. Import data from JSON.
4. Instantly bloat your project from 1 file to 20!
If you love scribbling in crayon and think a persons programming skill is relative to the obscurity of the tech they use...get Civet from our Github repo now!*
*Also available pre-packaged via a range of package managers nobody uses. Including:
*swings scarf round neck and twirls moustache*